Amphibious Keychains?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:58 pm

http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... ccessories

WELL THEN. A special liquid that provides oxygen and nutrients...I wonder how long it lasts.

-rd

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Aradhus · Post by **Aradhus** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:03 pm

That's repulsive.

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:07 am

hm. I count four turtles in that picture. And they've been exposed to some weird liquid.

Step 1 complete.

-TG

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:12 am

Aradhus wrote:That's repulsive.

I second that.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:30 pm

I keep reading the title as "Androgynous Keychains"...

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:35 pm

This is all I can find:

-rd

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:43 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:This is all I can find:

-rd

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:11 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:hm. I count four turtles in that picture. And they've been exposed to some weird liquid.

Step 1 complete.

As for step 2, is any user here a master of martial arts who lives in the sewers?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:32 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:hm. I count four turtles in that picture. And they've been exposed to some weird liquid.

Step 1 complete.
As for step 2, is any user here a master of martial arts who lives in the sewers?

I nominate Tails.

-rd

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:43 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:hm. I count four turtles in that picture. And they've been exposed to some weird liquid.

Step 1 complete.
As for step 2, is any user here a master of martial arts who lives in the sewers?

Is there anybody who is a master of martial arts who has a pet rat (which we will expose to the strange liquid)?

oVo · Post by **oVo** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:46 pm

Turtles don't breathe underwater... the vendor should be sealed in a bag
and provided with some of his own miracle "oxygen & nutrients."

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:52 pm

I would buy a few of the turtle ones (at $1.50 each), cut the bag open, and keep them in a gold fish bowl.

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:11 pm

so they are alive? people want to walk around with sealed living organisms? wat

mviola · Post by **mviola** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:17 pm

If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:35 pm

mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.

Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:38 pm

yeah, ever see Nemo? people would walk and shake the bag and the fish would get dizzy and die. And plus, why would you confine a sea creature to such a small space?
truthfully, if they were all dead, I'd be more ok with it, but the fact they're still live makes me feel sorry for them.
just another marketing venture gone awry i guess (or not?)

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:03 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.

That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.

-rd

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:10 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.

-rd

Capitalism!

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:13 am

It is a capitalist thing to do...

-rd

mviola · Post by **mviola** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:45 pm

pimpdave wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.

-rd
Capitalism!

I was looking at this from the "killing animals" standpoint.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:23 pm

mviola wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:
mviola wrote:If these are aimed at kids, these would last less than a day. What if they have a bunch of books and then they throw their bag down on the keychain? This wasn't thought out very well.
Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.

-rd
Capitalism!
I was looking at this from the "killing animals" standpoint.

In this case, killing animals is good for consumption and drives demand.

Capitalism! Yay!

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:38 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
mviola wrote:
pimpdave wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote: Whoever's selling those things didn't intend the critters to live very long. In fact, the faster they die the better, because then the kids will buy a new chain every week.
That's a truthful yet morbid way to look at this.

-rd
Capitalism!
I was looking at this from the "killing animals" standpoint.
In this case, killing animals is good for consumption and drives demand.

Capitalism! Yay!

As opposed to socialism, where there is no motivation to move forward! YAY!

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:47 pm

how about, any human would kill any animal for a number of reasons if given half the chance, because people are assholes! yay?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:49 pm

:sadface:

EVERY THREAD IS POLITICAL NOWADAYS, SILLY CHILLUNS!

-rd

HapSmo19 · Post by **HapSmo19** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:55 pm

MeDeFe wrote:In this case, killing animals is good for consumption and drives demand.

Capitalism! Yay!

That(animals dying) would only be the case when you idiots didn't let them out of the bag after a week and keep em as pets.

Maybe a government agency should be created to assist you with this seemingly impossible task.

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