If you could have any wish what would it be?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:47 pm

I've put the things most frequently wished for in the poll, however, feel free to suggest your own.

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:51 pm

I wish for 100 more wishes

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:53 pm

Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes

be realistic

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:54 pm

I want an Astin Martin DB9.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:54 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes
be realistic

I'd with for a magical fairy that grants me an infinite amount of wishes

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:55 pm

Listen, if you guys aren't going to take this thread seriously I'm going to ask the Valued Mods to shut it down.

THANK YOU

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:57 pm

Cool! So, when do I get my Aston?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:59 pm

I'd wish to go back in time to right before saxi's conception, then I'd kill his father and f*ck his mother, thus becoming his dad.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun May 01, 2011 9:01 pm

PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC.
saxi, thank you for making this poll. I think you know what I voted for.
When were you inviting me to your summer home Hun? I'm getting antsy for it.

Victor Sullivan · Post by **Victor Sullivan** » Sun May 01, 2011 9:37 pm

I'd wish that whatever I say comes true. BAM, loophole.

-Sully

The Bison King · Post by **The Bison King** » Sun May 01, 2011 10:04 pm

For Osama Bin Laden to die... aw damn it.

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Sun May 01, 2011 10:27 pm

I wish I knew...

-rd

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Sun May 01, 2011 10:35 pm

The Bison King wrote:For Osama Bin Laden to die... aw damn it.

I was gonna make that joke... edit your post dog.

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Mon May 02, 2011 1:40 am

I want my kitten being born as a kitten and grow into an adult kitten.

Aradhus · Post by **Aradhus** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:50 am

For saxitoxin to stop being a dickhead to me.

shieldgenerator7 · Post by **shieldgenerator7** » Mon May 02, 2011 2:45 pm

yeah, I'd wish for a main coon cat with fluffy hair and that was a good hunter. Or maybe just world peace.

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:25 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:yeah, I'd wish for a main coon cat with fluffy hair and that was a good hunter. Or maybe just world peace.

Yeah, and I'll take mine with butter.

-rd

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:27 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes
be realistic

I wish I could be invisible on command.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:43 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes
be realistic
I wish I could be invisible on command.

That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.

HMM....

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:53 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes
be realistic
I wish I could be invisible on command.
That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.

HMM....

Not when you combine it with wishing for flight capabilities on command.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:02 pm

Do you also wish you were made out of spagetti?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:06 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:be realistic
I wish I could be invisible on command.
That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.

HMM....
Not when you combine it with wishing for flight capabilities on command.

I had that but it didn't work. Everyone could see the parka, scarf, touque, snowpants and heavy boots trying to go into the women's gym change room.

General Brock II · Post by **General Brock II** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:11 pm

So, the thing I wish for, of course, is to be made Admiral of the Fleet of the British Navy... nothing to extravagant, for I'm a modest man.

It'd be also satisfying if the Regiment were to beat the Legion or TOFU.

Why would anybody want a carnivorous tree?

Why a value meal at McDonalds? Why not something a little more satisfying?

Big Mac!

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:14 pm

2dimes wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:be realistic
I wish I could be invisible on command.
That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.

HMM....
Not when you combine it with wishing for flight capabilities on command.
I had that but it didn't work. Everyone could see the parka, scarf, touque, snowpants and heavy boots trying to go into the women's gym change room.

Yeah but like BBS said I'd be naked already

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:32 pm

lol, nice