Its this weird midwest band
called Asylum Street Spankers
They are quite good and do most of their stage stuff live except I think this one isnt
There is like 10 people in it
It is pretty good I like their point of view
Very funny song, and sort of true, I mean, why the hell should I pay money to put some ugly thing on my car (which I don't have) that will change absolutely nothing?
I never got the idea behind bumper stickers anyway...
MeDeFe wrote:I never got the idea behind bumper stickers anyway...
Or the "Baby On Board" sign. It either means:
1 - Steal my baby please.
2 - If in a tragic accident, please look for the baby.
A completely worthless piece of plastic.
When I see a Baby on Board sign, it gets my attention.
"Oh, I was going to ram into you because you're driving in the left lane with your blinker on going 35 in a 50, but since you've got a baby on board I'll try to hold back.
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!
MeDeFe wrote:I never got the idea behind bumper stickers anyway...
Or the "Baby On Board" sign. It either means:
1 - Steal my baby please.
2 - If in a tragic accident, please look for the baby.
A completely worthless piece of plastic.
When I see a Baby on Board sign, it gets my attention.
"Oh, I was going to ram into you because you're driving in the left lane with your blinker on going 35 in a 50, but since you've got a baby on board I'll try to hold back.
MeDeFe wrote:I never got the idea behind bumper stickers anyway...
Or the "Baby On Board" sign. It either means:
1 - Steal my baby please.
2 - If in a tragic accident, please look for the baby.
A completely worthless piece of plastic.
When I see a Baby on Board sign, it gets my attention.
"Oh, I was going to ram into you because you're driving in the left lane with your blinker on going 35 in a 50, but since you've got a baby on board I'll try to hold back.
MeDeFe wrote:I never got the idea behind bumper stickers anyway...
Or the "Baby On Board" sign. It either means:
1 - Steal my baby please.
2 - If in a tragic accident, please look for the baby.
A completely worthless piece of plastic.
I ranted at a newly-babed mother friend about this recently, and she said it was really so emergency people knew there was a baby in the car if there was a crash.
NB i don't believe this for a second. Don;t you hate new parents?
heavycola wrote:I ranted at a newly-babed mother friend about this recently, and she said it was really so emergency people knew there was a baby in the car if there was a crash.
Well of course! We all know that in accidents WITHOUT baby on board signs, all small passengers are left to die. Also, without the sign, obvious clues such as CAR SEATS and TOYS are automatically ignored by emergency personnel.
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heavycola wrote:I ranted at a newly-babed mother friend about this recently, and she said it was really so emergency people knew there was a baby in the car if there was a crash.
Well of course! We all know that in accidents WITHOUT baby on board signs, all small passengers are left to die. Also, without the sign, obvious clues such as CAR SEATS and TOYS are automatically ignored by emergency personnel.
Sadly, this is probably the same logic as that which makes pecan pies have "may contain nuts" labels on them...
It's not just pecans though, I kid you not when I say there are warnings on the sides of bags of pistachios that say "may contain traces of nuts", or fruit and nut chocolate that has a warning to the effect that their factory handles nuts.
I really think that if people are THAT stupid, we should just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem sort itself out, the natural way.
It's not just pecans though, I kid you not when I say there are warnings on the sides of bags of pistachios that say "may contain traces of nuts", or fruit and nut chocolate that has a warning to the effect that their factory handles nuts.
I really think that if people are THAT stupid, we should just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem sort itself out, the natural way.
It's like the hammers that have the warning "Do not attempt to swallow" on them.
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!