Old, Smelly and Eager!

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maximumbandit
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Old, Smelly and Eager!

Post by maximumbandit »

I want to join a clan.

I don't have the most impressive rank, most medals of anyone, nor the most games played. But I'm an investment banker with a mean streak and I want to join a group of hooligans who play together, play hard, and occasionally win some games with the distinct honor of being the underdogs.

If you're looking for someone to join your clan who is old, smelly and eager... I'm your man.
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maximumbandit wrote:I want to join a clan. If you're looking for someone to join your clan who is old
You're profile says your 25?
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Thats Ancient!
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Nobody has a higher score or more medals with less games completed ;)
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he kind of sounds like a fat mermaid lol, i d knock on that door!
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God, you guys are so picky. Age is only a number.

Come on. You know you want me. Rawr.
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You should add funny. There's something to be said about a great forum poster.
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Re: Old, Smelly and Eager!

Post by TheMissionary »

at least he waited until 25 to start smelling. I started as soon at age 21 when i was old enough to buy my own booze.

On a more serious note, you should pick a clan to apply for. With your lack of team experience, it's better to put yourself into something than just put yourself out there.

Good luck on your search. ;)
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Post by perchorin »

maximumbandit is definitely a funny guy, though I've only ever encountered him with his tag team buddy ScatAttack. I thought you guys were inseperable? Whatever happened to "WE ARE THE BEARS OF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!" lol :lol:
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I don't know how to say this in a dainty way, but ScatAttack's sperm can penetrate lead - so he is currently working 2 jobs for a total of 60 hours a week in anticipation of BabyScat's arrival on February 29th.

We were inseparable... though, I've seen him a whole one time since the aforementioned conception took place... though, I'll cut him some slack... that's a pretty honorable reason to drop off radar...
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