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nietzsche
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by nietzsche » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:24 pm
Hello
It's important that we have a record on penis sizes of OT regulars.
The method to get the data will be self-reporting. If I doubt of the veracity of a report, I can commission a party to have it measured, or I could also make and educated guess.
Let's start:
Mine is 13.3 inches:
user---------inches
nietzsche 13.3 * measured and confirmed
AoG 1.7 *confirmed by ugly ex-gf
saxitoxin
Symmetry
Phatscotty 3 *self-reported
pimpdave 3.1 *self-reported
BBS 4.5 *self-reported
Mets 4.9 *adjusted
maxfaraday
jonesy
tgd
Haggis
Greecepwns
Baron
2dimes
Andy
rds
El_Jefe
lack
kenringtone
Gillipig 0 *confirmed by ManB
Timminz
xeno
tdans
Maugena *Frigidus comisioned to measure it
ManBungalow 1 *adjusted
Pirlo 5 *adjusted
warmonger1981 2 *confirmed
as they report their size, I'll add the rest to the list. jimboston not allowed to report his penis size.
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nietzsche on Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:38 am, edited 11 times in total.
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nietzsche
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by nietzsche » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:24 pm
Go, report your penis size
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by Funkyterrance » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:26 pm
nietzsche wrote: Go, report your penis size
How can you continue to post like nothing's happened after breaking saxi's heart like that?
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by Army of GOD » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:30 pm
Are we measuring limp or harder-than-Serbia's-nipples?
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by nietzsche » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:32 pm
Army of GOD wrote: Are we measuring limp or harder-than-Serbia's-nipples?
If you can still get it hard.. hard, if you don't you can pull it with one hand and hold the ruler with the other.
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by nietzsche » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:37 pm
Metsfanmax wrote: 5.2".
Adjusted for inflation to 4.9
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by Funkyterrance » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:40 pm
5.7" (Inflation pre-adjusted as a courtesy to OP)
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by Metsfanmax » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:41 pm
nietzsche wrote: Metsfanmax wrote: 5.2".
Adjusted for inflation to 4.9
Could be. Does it get bigger with time? I haven't measured since I was like 16.
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by tj755 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:41 pm
You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler.
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by Army of GOD » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:48 pm
tj755 wrote: You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler.
No, that would be gay.
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by Funkyterrance » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:56 pm
tj755 wrote: You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler.
I'm sure Army of god's got some phony ruler he uses for these occasions so that idea is out.
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by tj755 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:59 pm
Army of GOD wrote: tj755 wrote: You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler.
No, that would be gay.
And this isn't?
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by Funkyterrance » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:09 pm
tj755 wrote: Army of GOD wrote: tj755 wrote: You guys should just post a pic next to a ruler.
No, that would be gay.
And this isn't?
But if it adds to nietszche's fantasy to know the lengths of all the varied and exotic peenors out there in the cc community what harms been done?
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by Dukasaur » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:54 pm
I'd tell you how long mine is, if only BBS would let go of it long enough for me to take a measurement.
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by Maugena » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:26 pm
6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.
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by thegreekdog » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:52 pm
Maugena wrote: 6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.
I looked at the chart. Africa and South America are on the top of the list, followed by Europe, the US, and Asia. Apparently, Greek penis sizes beat French penis sizes by 1/10th of an inch.
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by notyou2 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:56 pm
thegreekdog wrote: Maugena wrote: 6" roughly.
Average sized dick in the US, apparently.
There was a chart posted somewhere with average dick sizes around the world... and yes, generally speaking, the continent of Africa has larger averages.
I looked at the chart. Africa and South America are on the top of the list, followed by Europe, the US, and Asia. Apparently, Greek penis sizes beat French penis sizes by 1/10th of an inch.
Did they exclude sasquatches from the survey when they measured in North America?
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by Army of GOD » Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:19 am
you spelled samsquanch wrong
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by xeno » Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:08 am
It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told
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by Army of GOD » Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:09 am
xeno wrote: It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told
what the f*ck do wave patterns have to do with your small, pathetic excuse of a penis?
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by tj755 » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:15 am
xeno wrote: It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told
They lied to you. Just sayin
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by MeDeFe » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:22 am
saxitoxin wrote: Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
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by 2dimes » Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:13 am
Army of GOD wrote: you spelled samsquanch wrong
10!
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by Nola_Lifer » Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:23 pm
xeno wrote: It's the motion of the ocean that counts! Or so I'm told
You could stick your thumb in her butt.