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Mexican Papaya...the BEST!
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LIKE A BOSS
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ManBungalow wrote:LIKE A BOSS
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i wonder if there is anything in creeper's life other than masturbating all day, because it really seems like it's the only thing going through his mind in this forum. I really hope for him he's only 13 and disovering his penis. At least his username and avatar are well chosen.

do you look somewhat like this?

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What are you talking about betiko? He's an avid potato chef.
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2dimes wrote:What are you talking about betiko? He's an avid potato chef.
Not really, CBlake is.
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I just stuck my d*ck in a bowl of mashed potatoes it felt so good I made my own gravy
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You are his apprentice, yes?
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finger up the butt
mrswdk is a ho
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The Octopus on the head technique, gets ya every time
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Sit on your hand until it falls asleep (usually about 8 minutes), then jerk off.

It elicits the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

27% of people who read this will try it
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Phatscotty wrote:Sit on your hand until it falls asleep (usually about 8 minutes), then jerk off.

It elicits the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

27% of people who read this will try it
dcowboys055 wrote:The alaska PD pwned you brian.
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Masturbating to the stories in the bible is the best.
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DoomYoshi wrote:Masturbating to the stories in the bible is the best.
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i heard the blokes in the bible rocked back and forth, with their penis between there ankles, while they watched their sheep
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With a half a liter of liquor in your system and some japanese midget porn.
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Hulk smash it!

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Can't believe I followed suit...but it was full of win! But these photos needed to be first! LOL!

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crispybits wrote:Hulk smash it!

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Hulk splooged
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CreepersWiener wrote:Can't believe I followed suit...but it was full of win! But these photos needed to be first! LOL!

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crispybits wrote:Hulk smash it!

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Wow. The bible pales in comparison. This thread is now awesome.
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