if you could...

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:26 pm

re animate a maximum of five dead musicians to form a group, who would they be?

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:31 pm

Are we counting drummers as musicians?

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:32 pm

John Bonham(Led Zep) - drums
Cliff Burton(Metallica) - bass
Kurt Cobain(i forget) - rhythm guitar
Jeff Hanneman(Slayer) - lead guitar
Layne Staley(Alice in Chains) - vocals

i'd pay $50 to see that shit.

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:33 pm

yes sym, drummers count.

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:39 pm

also, feel free to name your post mortem supergroup.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:51 pm

George Michael- vocals (the bad boy)
Freddie Mercury- vocals (the talent)
Stephen Gately- vocals (the cute one)
Liberace- vocals and piano (the one that might be gay)
and whomever llama picked as a drummer

Post by **Dukasaur** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:54 pm

Freddy Mercury on vocals
Frank Zappa on lead guitar
Keith Moon on drums
Keith Emerson on keyboards

The fifth spot is so difficult. So many great choices. John Entwistle on bass? Duane Allman on guitars? Maybe David Bowie... we already know his voice pairs off great with Freddy's, he can play something like 30 instruments, and writes as well. And then Gram Parson, another versatile multi-instrumentalist that can also write and sing. Well, looking it all over, it has to be Bowie. Duane and Gram can join if you'll give me 7 spots, and John if I can get 8...

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:57 pm

yeah, gram was pretty darn good.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:04 pm

Taking it more seriously:

Billie Holliday- vocals
Mick Jagger- vocals
Jimi Hendrix- guitar
John Entwistle- bass guitar
Thelonius Monk- keys

Session players for anything else.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:08 pm

Symmetry wrote:Taking it more seriously:

Billie Holliday- vocals
Mick Jagger- vocals
Jimi Hendrix- guitar
John Entwistle- bass guitar
Thelonius Monk- keys

Session players for anything else.

Mick Jagger's not dead, even if he does look like it some days.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:19 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Taking it more seriously:

Billie Holliday- vocals
Mick Jagger- vocals
Jimi Hendrix- guitar
John Entwistle- bass guitar
Thelonius Monk- keys

Session players for anything else.
Mick Jagger's not dead, even if he does look like it some days.

Hah- good call, hmm, will have to think of someone to replace him. Someone with a good rock pedigree, but with a blues background. Any ideas? Chuck Berry, maybe?

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:31 pm

I think it's fair to count any Stones' member as dead. I mean, they've all been half dead for decades, pretty much...

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:36 pm

Bob Marley
Israel Kamakawiwoʻole
Hendrix
Ronnie Van Zant
Randy Castillo

Be an interesting mix

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:50 pm

riskllama wrote:I think it's fair to count any Stones' member as dead. I mean, they've all been half dead for decades, pretty much...

Interestingly, they recently released a blues rock album. Haven't listened to it yet, but I've heard some good things.

BoganGod · Post by **BoganGod** » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:27 pm

KoolBak wrote:Bob Marley
Israel Kamakawiwoʻole
Hendrix
Ronnie Van Zant
Randy Castillo

Be an interesting mix

That would be boss. The Randy Rasta Crooners.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:18 am

Hell yeah baby....a whole new genre.....imagine their weed bill....lol.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:34 pm

ITT someone forms several bands with no drummer. Seems unfamiliar with Led Zepplin. Also is slightly confused about old versus dead.

I'm considering, Keith Moon, Jimi Hendricks, Freddie Murcury and James Jamerson.

In reality I'd probably lean toward just getting more of the funk brothers since their track record is so solid.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:27 pm

2dimes wrote:ITT someone forms several bands with no drummer. Seems unfamiliar with Led Zepplin. Also is slightly confused about old versus dead.

I'm considering, Keith Moon, Jimi Hendricks, Freddie Murcury and James Jamerson.

In reality I'd probably lean toward just getting more of the funk brothers since their track record is so solid.

You should watch Spinal Tap, and learn to spell.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:52 pm

This is not spinal tap.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:58 pm

2dimes wrote:This is not spinal tap.

Glad you took me up on my recommendation.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:19 pm

2dimes wrote:This is not spinal tap.

This is anal tap.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:22 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
2dimes wrote:This is not spinal tap.
This is anal tap.

Burn

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:17 pm

Jimi Hendrix on guitar (right hand guitar restrung left handed)
Keith Moon on drums
John Entwistle on bass

I only need 3 for my band.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:20 pm

*Drops the mic*

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:10 pm

What do you get if you cross a drummer with a musician?

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