I am the Poker King

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:42 pm

Hi.
First Post.

My names Joe. Joe Beevers.
I am a Hendon Mobster.
Excuse me. I am a little drunk right now.

Here goes: I play poker for a living. Poker.

I want to take your money. All of it.

Who wants to play Heads Up for Bankrolls?

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:44 pm

Flame Wars is that way -------------------->

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:45 pm

Go away. We don't like advertisers here!

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:47 pm

I aint advertising nothing nonce.

I want to play poker with someone Heads Up.

I am bored, full of Whiskey and Bensons.

Want to play me for $10K?

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:49 pm

i dont like your name

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:50 pm

You're breaking the forum guidelines. Betting is against the rules here. You said yourself you play poker for a living. You are trying to get people to play poker with you, thus sustaining your career. In other words, advertising. You haven't even played a game yet. Now, again, go away.

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:54 pm

is that you on your avatar?

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:56 pm

Yes it is me on my avatar. What about it?
Sorry for advertising on here about Poker.
I am Joe Beevers

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:56 pm

firth4eva wrote:is that you on your avatar?

Yes, it's also the same picture on his wikipedia article.

Joe, go get a bracelet before you come back here again. However, I doubt that you are the real Joe Beevers.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:57 pm

Why are one of your interests Ferrari's when you drive a Porche?

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:59 pm

hecter wrote:Why are one of your interests Ferrari's when you drive a Porche?

Its Porsche.
And I am upgrading to a Ferrari next month. When I win the Main Event.
You ever been to Hendon sonny?
We don`t like your types round here

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:00 pm

ok what is your nickname joe?

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:01 pm

I am THE ELEGANCE.
And I`ll be back in an hour.
Im having dinner

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:03 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:I am THE ELEGANCE.
And I`ll be back in an hour.
Im having dinner

Don't come back until you win a bracelet!

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:21 pm

If you were the real Joe Beevers then your avatar would not be a picture of you hosted from wikipedia and you also wouldn't be wasting time trolling on online game forums

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:53 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:I am THE ELEGANCE.
And I`ll be back in an hour.
Im having dinner

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JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:53 pm

I`m back.
I had a 64 ounce T Bone Steak and Chips for Tea.
My Her Indoors cooked it how I like it. Medium Rare. Bloody.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:53 pm

JoeBeevers, please go play poker with some of your other frineds? We really dont want you here, and could really care less about whatever you do for a living.

Go away......

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:05 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:My Her Indoors

"My...Her...Indoors"? 'Er Indoors is never preceded by "My".

You're pulling our collective plonker. You ain't no Cockney.

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:06 pm

jnd94 wrote:JoeBeevers, please go play poker with some of your other frineds? We really dont want you here, and could really care less about whatever you do for a living. Go away......

You`re on my enemy list now pal.
My buddy Ross was in Londons Burning you know.
Im gonna tell him about you pal.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:22 pm

Reggie!

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:27 pm

Yay Hi Kyle.
Though I`m Joe Beevers.
I know Reggie and Ronnie very well though, they`re good boys.
Do anything for ya, and will buy you a pint down the Double R

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:43 pm

Why do you appear to have an American keyboard?

Also...

*whistles*

dwightschrute · Post by **dwightschrute** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:01 pm

hey JoeBeevers. please leave?

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:07 pm

Hey numbnuts above, MYOB, before you get hurt...