Official Dice Bitch Thread

[NoSurvivors]

Here is the thread where everyone can do their dice bitching. Let's keep our forum clean!

[JamesKer1]

Quack

[iAmCaffeine]

Dice are never the overall reason for a severe drop in rank.

[betiko]

Why is this thread official? Only aslan can create a proper official dice bitching thread please!

[Agent 86]

Dice are never the overall reason for a severe drop in rank.

Really, as a relative new comer according to your profile. you have yet to witness the screwed up dice on this site. Talk to the people who have been dice fucked for a couple of months..no wait they are gone. Refer you to the why is CC declining thread

[Fruitcake]

Dice are never the overall reason for a severe drop in rank.

Really, as a relative new comer according to your profile. you have yet to witness the screwed up dice on this site. Talk to the people who have been dice fucked for a couple of months..no wait they are gone. Refer you to the why is CC declining thread

Not sure I agree with you there. I have seen a really screwed up dice pattern.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... e#p1652281

Sometimes in life one should just accept that one's talent is in fact........well actually that one is talentless. This is not a bad thing, it is the natural order of life. There are those who are relaxed because they have and there are those who spend their time feeling deep negative emotions because they cannot understand why they are a have not. But this is wrong, those have nots should revel in their insignificance, for they do not have to burden themselves with that which they do not and never will understand. So relax, take it easy and be comfortable with the fact.

Fc. As always, trying to assuage the pain of the proletariat.

[khazalid]

my balls hurt reading that. fc, you my friend, are one unholy banker

[chang50]

Dice are never the overall reason for a severe drop in rank.

Really, as a relative new comer according to your profile. you have yet to witness the screwed up dice on this site. Talk to the people who have been dice fucked for a couple of months..no wait they are gone. Refer you to the why is CC declining thread

Not sure I agree with you there. I have seen a really screwed up dice pattern.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... e#p1652281

Sometimes in life one should just accept that one's talent is in fact........well actually that one is talentless. This is not a bad thing, it is the natural order of life. There are those who are relaxed because they have and there are those who spend their time feeling deep negative emotions because they cannot understand why they are a have not. But this is wrong, those have nots should revel in their insignificance, for they do not have to burden themselves with that which they do not and never will understand. So relax, take it easy and be comfortable with the fact.

Fc. As always, trying to assuage the pain of the proletariat.

This is the plain unvarnished truth,with the dice bitchers there is a mismatch between their actual ability and their perception of their abilities,leading them to look outside themselves for explanations for this disparity.I know I will never rise above Major,not because my dice suck,but because I'm a pretty ordinary player.......

[lt.Futt]

Dice are never the overall reason for a severe drop in rank.

Really, as a relative new comer according to your profile. you have yet to witness the screwed up dice on this site. Talk to the people who have been dice fucked for a couple of months..no wait they are gone. Refer you to the why is CC declining thread

Not sure I agree with you there. I have seen a really screwed up dice pattern.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... e#p1652281

Sometimes in life one should just accept that one's talent is in fact........well actually that one is talentless. This is not a bad thing, it is the natural order of life. There are those who are relaxed because they have and there are those who spend their time feeling deep negative emotions because they cannot understand why they are a have not. But this is wrong, those have nots should revel in their insignificance, for they do not have to burden themselves with that which they do not and never will understand. So relax, take it easy and be comfortable with the fact.

Fc. As always, trying to assuage the pain of the proletariat.

What talent and lack of talent is that? See a 50 stack take out a 100 stack. Count terts. 42 vs 15.

[Armandolas]

Talent to control your anger when dice fails. It saves 50% of those games. Some games cant be saved at all because of dice...but hey , isnt this a game of dice?
I know what im talking about . ive seen me loosing games when my dice fails. But some of those games i could have done much better if i stayed relax and waited for an oportunity for it to get better. Ive won games seeing my oponnents doing the same stupid things that i do. And yes i blame dice, but thats just for 2 minutes because i know ive won many because of it.
Also 1vs1 is unfair most of the time, try poly , it decreases theat "luck" factor

[loutil]

Dice have natural variances. Volatility can create a wide standard deviation. However, over time, they will regress back to the mean. Every player will get an EDF (epic dice f*ck) and will also get REDF (reverse epic dice f*ck, when you dice rape your opponent). I have had bad days and even a bad couple of weeks. But each time it is followed up by really good runs when my dice win every roll. I have yet to see any player whose overall dice stats are even marginally out of balance. Find me someone with a - or + 10% variance overall...I believe 3.48 and 3.52 are the largest variances I have seen. That is statistically insignificant.

[BigBallinStalin]

Enough with your science. We demand appeals to emotion which satisfy our dearly held suspicions!

Long live the dice proles! We love to fight for false promises!

[Dukasaur]

Dice have natural variances. Volatility can create a wide standard deviation. However, over time, they will regress back to the mean. Every player will get an EDF (epic dice f*ck) and will also get REDF (reverse epic dice f*ck, when you dice rape your opponent). I have had bad days and even a bad couple of weeks. But each time it is followed up by really good runs when my dice win every roll. I have yet to see any player whose overall dice stats are even marginally out of balance. Find me someone with a - or + 10% variance overall...I believe 3.48 and 3.52 are the largest variances I have seen. That is statistically insignificant.

Enough with your science. We demand appeals to emotion which satisfy our dearly held suspicions!

Long live the dice proles! We love to fight for false promises!

Bravis!

[_sabotage_]

$25 is cheap, and I would like to remind whichever mod has the power to do so, that allowing me to have the name sabotage without the _ _, which are extremely annoying, would allow me to pay. Note: Thairoberts account was deleted, why not delete sabotage's? He has only played 2/3 of his turns in 2 games over 5 years ago.

Regarding dice, sometimes we are lucky and sometimes they're lucky.

[Dukasaur]

$25 is cheap, and I would like to remind whichever mod has the power to do so, that allowing me to have the name sabotage without the _ _, which are extremely annoying, would allow me to pay. Note: Thairoberts account was deleted, why not delete sabotage's? He has only played 2/3 of his turns in 2 games over 5 years ago.

Regarding dice, sometimes we are lucky and sometimes they're lucky.

No mod has this power. That is strictly an admin-level decision, and if you want to open a dialogue about it you should start with an eticket.

Edit: Well, apparently in OT there is a new Messiah. Perhaps he has this power also.

[_sabotage_]

Done the eticket, was rejected. I thought the precedent set in deleting Thairoberts would open a way of dealing with this.

[BigBallinStalin]

natty_dread becomes natty dread
qwert becomes Qwert
yet _sabotage_ remains _sabotage_

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE??

[Artimis]

natty_dread becomes natty dread
qwert becomes Qwert
yet _sabotage_ remains _sabotage_

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE??

I thought this was a dice bitching thread?

With that in mind, I HATE THE DICE, THE DICE SUCKS, WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

P.S. can we have all the other dice complaining/ranting/whining/etc threads merged in here please?

[Fruitcake]

natty_dread becomes natty dread
qwert becomes Qwert
yet _sabotage_ remains _sabotage_

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE??

As an economist (if my memory serves) you should know better old chap.

[BigBallinStalin]

natty_dread becomes natty dread
qwert becomes Qwert
yet _sabotage_ remains _sabotage_

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE??

As an economist (if my memory serves) you should know better old chap.

Haha, I only wanted to heighten the drama.

[Fruitcake]

natty_dread becomes natty dread
qwert becomes Qwert
yet _sabotage_ remains _sabotage_

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE??

As an economist (if my memory serves) you should know better old chap.

Haha, I only wanted to heighten the drama.

Ah yes of course...the Economist through and through

[Dukasaur]

natty_dread becomes natty dread
qwert becomes Qwert
yet _sabotage_ remains _sabotage_

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE??

As an economist (if my memory serves) you should know better old chap.

Haha, I only wanted to heighten the drama.

Clash Ghetto Defendant Lyrics
Send "Ghetto Defendant" Ringtone to your Cell
Songwriters: SIMONON, PAUL / STRUMMER, JOE / JONES, MICK
Clash Lyrics / Allen Ginsberg Lyrics
/ Do the worm on the Accropolis
/ Slamdance the Cosmopolis
/ Enlighten the populace
Hungry darkness of living
Who will thirst in the pit? / Hooked in metropolis
She spent a lifetime deciding
How to run from it / addicts of metropolis
Once fate had a witness
And the years seemed like friends / girlfriends
Her babies can dream
But dreams begin like the end / shot into eternity
/ Methadone Kitty
/ Iron serenity
Ghetto defendant
It is heroin pity
Not tear gas nor baton charge
That stops you taking the city / strung out committee
Walled out of the city
Clubbed down from uptown
Sprayed pest from the nest
Run out to Barrio Town / the guards are itchy
Forced to watch at the feast
Then sweep up the night
Flipped pieces of coin / broken bottles
Exchanged for birthright / grafted in a jiffy
/ Strung out committee
/ Sitting pretty
/ Graphed in a jiffy
/ No pity, pretty
The ghetto prince of gutter poets
Was bounced out of the room / Jean Arthur Rimbaud
By the bodyguards of greed
For disturbing the tomb / 1873
His words like flamethrowers / Paris commune
Burnt the ghettos in their chests
His face was painted whiter
And he was laid to rest / died in Marseille
/ Buried in Charleville
/ Shut up
Soap floods oil in water
All churn in the wake
On the great ship of progress
The crew can't find the brake
Klaxons are blaring
The admiral snores command
Submarines boil in oceans
While the armies fight with suns

[loutil]

Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -8% 3.29 17 10 10 11 7 13 +34% 4.36 0 6 6 5 12 10

Imagine that your opponent rolls 39 times and never rolls a 1.

Here is 14 attack dice by me without a single win:
Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's Luck Avg Roll 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's 6's
Assault -32% 2.71 4 3 2 3 2 0 +70% 5.25 0 0 0 0 6 2

Now this is something that is bitch worthy

[Artimis]

[DICE BITCH]
I believe I have a legitimate complaint: Game 13518741 -This game SHOULD have ended two turns ago.


The first thought that went through my head was:




Swiftly followed by:




And now for my personal message to the cubes of infinite frustration. NOTE: Do not open if you're of a sensitive disposition or have a cardiac malady of a serious nature.

Spoiler

f*ck YOU, Mr Dice.

f*ck YOU HARD IN THE ARSE WITH AN ACID OOZING DILDO!

[/DICE BITCH]

[BigBallinStalin]

This is the result of you failing to appease the Dice Gods in your moments of dice-granted glory.