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I got COVID-19.

I only had mild symptoms since, fortunately, I was neither vaccinated nor boosted.

Total Pure Blood here.

In fact, my symptoms were SO mild I thought it was a mild cold. Last week I took two different at-home tests and they both came back negative. But I'm going on a trip next week so I thought I'd get a legit test and it turned out I'M POSITIVE!!! However, I'm now asymptomatic. My symptoms, when I had them, consisted of a slight soar throat one day and then a mild cough a couple days after that. I treated the deadly COVID-19 with this ---

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-- and made a full recovery.
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Oh yeah, remember how I said I'd get Novavax once it was released in the U.S.? Well, I got COVID-19 30 days before it released, so ...

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I will never be vaccinated now. And I'm selling my handful of shares of Novavax once the market opens tomorrow. I hope Stan goes bankrupt and the company gets bought by El Polo Loco.
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Who's Mr. S?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:Who's Mr. S?
My friends call me saxi. I prefer you call me Mr. S.
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So we're not friends?!

Fine, go die in a fire.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:So we're not friends?!

Fine, go die in a fire.
I defeated COVID-19, you don't think I can defeat fire?
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Big deal. Last summer I got diagnosed with PTSD.

Potential To Stack Dough.
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saxitoxin wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:So we're not friends?!

Fine, go die in a fire.
I defeated COVID-19, you don't think I can defeat fire?
Fire has a higher mortality rate.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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bigtoughralf wrote:Big deal. Last summer I got diagnosed with PTSD.

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Congrats on getting hired at PizzaHut!
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saxitoxin wrote:I got COVID-19.

I only had mild symptoms since, fortunately, I was neither vaccinated nor boosted.

Total Pure Blood here.

In fact, my symptoms were SO mild I thought it was a mild cold. Last week I took two different at-home tests and they both came back negative. But I'm going on a trip next week so I thought I'd get a legit test and it turned out I'M POSITIVE!!! However, I'm now asymptomatic. My symptoms, when I had them, consisted of a slight soar throat one day and then a mild cough a couple days after that. I treated the deadly COVID-19 with this ---

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-- and made a full recovery.
What exactly are the symptoms of a “soar” throat, saxistoxic?
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might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
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Serbia wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I got COVID-19.

I only had mild symptoms since, fortunately, I was neither vaccinated nor boosted.

Total Pure Blood here.

In fact, my symptoms were SO mild I thought it was a mild cold. Last week I took two different at-home tests and they both came back negative. But I'm going on a trip next week so I thought I'd get a legit test and it turned out I'M POSITIVE!!! However, I'm now asymptomatic. My symptoms, when I had them, consisted of a slight soar throat one day and then a mild cough a couple days after that. I treated the deadly COVID-19 with this ---

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-- and made a full recovery.
What exactly are the symptoms of a “soar” throat, saxistoxic?
I will offer a theory: One gets that after castration, so a male can SOAR and hit those high notes when singing. ;) :D
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:So we're not friends?!

Fine, go die in a fire.
I defeated COVID-19, you don't think I can defeat fire?
Fire has a higher mortality rate.
I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER
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Serbia wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I got COVID-19.

I only had mild symptoms since, fortunately, I was neither vaccinated nor boosted.

Total Pure Blood here.

In fact, my symptoms were SO mild I thought it was a mild cold. Last week I took two different at-home tests and they both came back negative. But I'm going on a trip next week so I thought I'd get a legit test and it turned out I'M POSITIVE!!! However, I'm now asymptomatic. My symptoms, when I had them, consisted of a slight soar throat one day and then a mild cough a couple days after that. I treated the deadly COVID-19 with this ---

Image

-- and made a full recovery.
What exactly are the symptoms of a “soar” throat, saxistoxic?
you feel like LIVING FOR THE FIGHT WITH ALL THAT YOU GOT
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someone buy me a "I Survived Old Joe's Winter of Severe Illness and Death and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" t-shirt

I mean, I didn't even get a chance to overwhelm a hospital. Maybe I should go to the nearest one and overwhelm them with awe of my superior genes?
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I don't even know why I've ever trusted medicine at this point. From now on I'm gonna do what I want, when I want.

- Carbs DAILY
- No seatbelts EVER
- Cigarettes? Yes, please!
- Watch TV in the bathtub? f*ck YEAH.
- Autoerotic asphyxiation? SIGN ME UP.
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saxitoxin wrote:I don't even know why I've ever trusted medicine at this point. From now on I'm gonna do what I want, when I want.

- Carbs DAILY
- No seatbelts EVER
- Cigarettes? Yes, please!
- Watch TV in the bathtub? f*ck YEAH.
- Autoerotic asphyxiation? SIGN ME UP.
Typical saxi: egotistical and hedonistic. Keep thinking of ONLY YOURSELF, saxi. That explains a LOT of your thinking and attitude about others. Who care about the Next or Other GUY..?? Yes, you're right, NOT Saxitoxin, who poisons things and attempts to poison those persons around himself.
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saxitoxin wrote:

someone buy me a "I Survived Old Joe's Winter of Severe Illness and Death and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" t-shirt

I mean, I didn't even get a chance to overwhelm a hospital. Maybe I should go to the nearest one and overwhelm them with awe of my superior genes?
Odds are they couldn't handle you because they are already overwhelmed with our fat/old people
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jusplay4fun wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I don't even know why I've ever trusted medicine at this point. From now on I'm gonna do what I want, when I want.

- Carbs DAILY
- No seatbelts EVER
- Cigarettes? Yes, please!
- Watch TV in the bathtub? f*ck YEAH.
- Autoerotic asphyxiation? SIGN ME UP.
Typical saxi: egotistical and hedonistic. Keep thinking of ONLY YOURSELF, saxi. That explains a LOT of your thinking and attitude about others. Who care about the Next or Other GUY..?? Yes, you're right, NOT Saxitoxin, who poisons things and attempts to poison those persons around himself.
UM, I did adhere to all CDC isolation guidelines the minute I began feeling ill (whatever those guidelines are this week, since Old Joe changes them so often). I broke isolation only after I tested negative twice using Old Joe's FDA-approved home tests. At that point I went out into the community and began spreading the virus wider than DDS spreads his legs for Ralf.

In other words, I did everything Old Joe advised (short of getting a death jab): isolate, test. I then exceeded Old Joe's guidelines: test a second time. The fact his advice is shit and didn't work is not my fault. The only other public health measure I'm responsible for at that point is to replace the man issuing dangerously bad advice. And I intend to do that next November. So I'm a good, community-minded person.
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"D" = disability?
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saxitoxin wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I don't even know why I've ever trusted medicine at this point. From now on I'm gonna do what I want, when I want.

- Carbs DAILY
- No seatbelts EVER
- Cigarettes? Yes, please!
- Watch TV in the bathtub? f*ck YEAH.
- Autoerotic asphyxiation? SIGN ME UP.
Typical saxi: egotistical and hedonistic. Keep thinking of ONLY YOURSELF, saxi. That explains a LOT of your thinking and attitude about others. Who care about the Next or Other GUY..?? Yes, you're right, NOT Saxitoxin, who poisons things and attempts to poison those persons around himself.
UM, I did adhere to all CDC isolation guidelines the minute I began feeling ill (whatever those guidelines are this week, since Old Joe changes them so often). I broke isolation only after I tested negative twice using Old Joe's FDA-approved home tests. At that point I went out into the community and began spreading the virus wider than DDS spreads his legs for Ralf.

In other words, I did everything Old Joe advised (short of getting a death jab): isolate, test. I then exceeded Old Joe's guidelines: test a second time. The fact his advice is shit and didn't work is not my fault. The only other public health measure I'm responsible for at that point is to replace the man issuing dangerously bad advice. And I intend to do that next November. So I'm a good, community-minded person.
Then why do you continue to LIE, try to confuse people, and spread misinformation (i.e., peddle FAKE NEWS)? ALL that shows me that you are not altruistic. You fail AGAIN, saxi.
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jusplay4fun wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I don't even know why I've ever trusted medicine at this point. From now on I'm gonna do what I want, when I want.

- Carbs DAILY
- No seatbelts EVER
- Cigarettes? Yes, please!
- Watch TV in the bathtub? f*ck YEAH.
- Autoerotic asphyxiation? SIGN ME UP.
Typical saxi: egotistical and hedonistic. Keep thinking of ONLY YOURSELF, saxi. That explains a LOT of your thinking and attitude about others. Who care about the Next or Other GUY..?? Yes, you're right, NOT Saxitoxin, who poisons things and attempts to poison those persons around himself.
UM, I did adhere to all CDC isolation guidelines the minute I began feeling ill (whatever those guidelines are this week, since Old Joe changes them so often). I broke isolation only after I tested negative twice using Old Joe's FDA-approved home tests. At that point I went out into the community and began spreading the virus wider than DDS spreads his legs for Ralf.

In other words, I did everything Old Joe advised (short of getting a death jab): isolate, test. I then exceeded Old Joe's guidelines: test a second time. The fact his advice is shit and didn't work is not my fault. The only other public health measure I'm responsible for at that point is to replace the man issuing dangerously bad advice. And I intend to do that next November. So I'm a good, community-minded person.
Then why do you continue to LIE, try to confuse people, and spread misinformation (i.e., peddle FAKE NEWS)? ALL that shows me that you are not altruistic. You fail AGAIN, saxi.
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Serbia wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I got COVID-19.

I only had mild symptoms since, fortunately, I was neither vaccinated nor boosted.

Total Pure Blood here.

In fact, my symptoms were SO mild I thought it was a mild cold. Last week I took two different at-home tests and they both came back negative. But I'm going on a trip next week so I thought I'd get a legit test and it turned out I'M POSITIVE!!! However, I'm now asymptomatic. My symptoms, when I had them, consisted of a slight soar throat one day and then a mild cough a couple days after that. I treated the deadly COVID-19 with this ---

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-- and made a full recovery.
What exactly are the symptoms of a “soar” throat, saxistoxic?
It's where so many dicks fly into his mouth and he's gotta gurgle all that gravy, his throat starts to soar.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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Delusions.
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Hey - whaddya guys think should be my new theme song? Here are the options:

I NEED A HERO


TOXICITY


POWER
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saxitoxin wrote:Hey - whaddya guys think of my new theme song?

Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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