Which job would you want?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:59 pm

If you had to work one of the listed jobs, and you would be paid the exact same amount regardless of which job it was, which would you choose?

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:14 pm

saxitoxin wrote:If you had to work one of the listed jobs, and you would be paid the exact same amount regardless of which job it was, which would you choose?

Question... would the job be contingent upon performance? For example, as lieutenant governor of New Hampshire would have to periodically run for office? Another example, would I have to know how to be a software engineer to stay employed at Yelp?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:17 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:If you had to work one of the listed jobs, and you would be paid the exact same amount regardless of which job it was, which would you choose?
Question... would the job be contingent upon performance? For example, as lieutenant governor of New Hampshire would have to periodically run for office? Another example, would I have to know how to be a software engineer to stay employed at Yelp?

1. You do the job for 36 months only.
2. You have all knowledge and skills necessary to do any of these jobs already!

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 3:44 pm

(Apologies to BTR for neglecting to include sauna towel boy as an option.)

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:13 pm

That's a really short list. Wheres the other option?

bigtoughralf · Post by **bigtoughralf** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:21 pm

Imagine having to deal with strip club perverts day in, day out. Whoever voted for that option must be a deviant.

Exactly the sort of deviant who spends their free time thinking about sauna towel boys.

jimboston · Post by **jimboston** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:22 pm

I was thinking about Park Ranger but chose Bowling Alley Manager.

bigtoughralf · Post by **bigtoughralf** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:29 pm

According to Urban Dictionary a park ranger is 'a gay male who only has sexual interactions with other gay male who are husky, large with a lot of body hair (otherwise known as "Bears")'.
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Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 6:42 pm

Postman.

Fresh air and exercise. The only longevity-enhancing job on the list.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:21 pm

We all get paid the same… what’s the salary? Need to know if it’s worth my time.

mookiemcgee · Post by **mookiemcgee** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 7:56 pm

you are all pussies and liars. At least when theram gets to this thread someone else will pick the same as i did.

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:08 pm

jimboston wrote:I was thinking about Park Ranger but chose Bowling Alley Manager.

That sounds like a terrible video game. Park ranger OTOH...

HitRed · Post by **HitRed** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:25 pm

Since we are all paid the same

Fireworks

they are only open 20 days a year.

ConfederateSS · Post by **ConfederateSS** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:36 pm

HitRed wrote:Since we are all paid the same

Fireworks

they are only open 20 days a year.

--------Not in my neighborhood, we have fireworks 365 days a year...

...What Saxi...Are we all Commie Pinkos,we all get paid the same...

--------I voted Landscaper...I am a private contractor,since my cousin sold the family store ,he bought from my grandfather years ago...My degree from Wayne State University is useless...I was brought up to work with my hands...So Landscaper would make me happy...Who cares about the money...as long as you love what you do...

...

ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:53 pm

ConfederateSS wrote:My degree from Wayne State University

English Composition?

ConfederateSS · Post by **ConfederateSS** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:20 am

saxitoxin wrote:
ConfederateSS wrote:My degree from Wayne State University
English Composition?

--------No, I think that's obvious...I stuck with my favorite subject History...

...It is useless...But I will always defend History...

In fact in High School, My History Teacher said, I knew more about History than he did...The Bible is not only HIS or The GOOD BOOK...It's one of the best History books,All the battles of Biblical times...

...

ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

jusplay4fun · Post by **jusplay4fun** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:18 am

ConfederateSS wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
ConfederateSS wrote:My degree from Wayne State University
English Composition?
--------No, I think that's obvious...I stuck with my favorite subject History... ...It is useless...But I will always defend History... In fact in High School, My History Teacher said, I knew more about History than he did...The Bible is not only HIS or The GOOD BOOK...It's one of the best History books,All the battles of Biblical times... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

I know of a History major who avoided writing major papers in getting his degree. I assume that he did graduate with that degree, but I lost track of him after his junior year in college.

The ram · Post by **The ram** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:17 am

jimboston wrote:I was thinking about Park Ranger but chose Bowling Alley Manager.

According to a survey in the latest edition of Incels Biweekly (written by Incels for Incels), bowling alley manager is the chosen vocation of the more mature discerning incel with at least 15 years of zero sexual activity behind them.

I chose firefighter because putang loves a uniform, and you do very little actual work.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:36 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:That's a really short list. Wheres the other option?

Hand, amirite?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:35 am

The ram wrote:
I chose firefighter because putang loves a uniform, and you do very little actual work.

other than lineman, that's the only alpha job on this list

all other jobs are for beta soy cucks

maybe not park ranger - but would depend on what kind-of park
--> Park Ranger at Michelle Obama Birthplace National Monument = beta soy cuck
--> Park Ranger at Yosemite National Park = ALPHA DOGG

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:39 am

Yosemite? As in California. The alphas left for Texas dummy.

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:01 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
ConfederateSS wrote:My degree from Wayne State University
English Composition?

Awesome

jimboston · Post by **jimboston** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 4:21 pm

The ram wrote:
jimboston wrote:I was thinking about Park Ranger but chose Bowling Alley Manager.
According to a survey in the latest edition of Incels Biweekly (written by Incels for Incels), bowling alley manager is the chosen vocation of the more mature discerning incel with at least 15 years of zero sexual activity behind them.

I chose firefighter because putang loves a uniform, and you do very little actual work.

Dude… I’d call you a one-trick-pony, but your mom said you’re a no-trick-pony.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:10 pm

I’m not making my choice until someone tells me HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY WILL YOU PAY ME TO DO THESE STUPID ASS BULLSHIT JOBS????

The ram · Post by **The ram** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 1:34 am

saxitoxin wrote:
The ram wrote:
I chose firefighter because putang loves a uniform, and you do very little actual work.
other than lineman, that's the only alpha job on this list

all other jobs are for beta soy cucks

maybe not park ranger - but would depend on what kind-of park
--> Park Ranger at Michelle Obama Birthplace National Monument = beta soy cuck
--> Park Ranger at Yosemite National Park = ALPHA DOGG

So basically you're saying that Jimcel was pondering park warden because
A) he thought the village people had a member dressed as a park warden
B) he thought he'd get placed at Mrs Obama national birthplace monument
C) there was no rent boy option
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