Conquer Club

If you had to work one of the listed jobs, and you would be paid the exact same amount regardless of which job it was, which would you choose?

saxitoxin wrote:If you had to work one of the listed jobs, and you would be paid the exact same amount regardless of which job it was, which would you choose?

Question... would the job be contingent upon performance? For example, as lieutenant governor of New Hampshire would have to periodically run for office? Another example, would I have to know how to be a software engineer to stay employed at Yelp?

thegreekdog wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:If you had to work one of the listed jobs, and you would be paid the exact same amount regardless of which job it was, which would you choose?

Question... would the job be contingent upon performance? For example, as lieutenant governor of New Hampshire would have to periodically run for office? Another example, would I have to know how to be a software engineer to stay employed at Yelp?

1. You do the job for 36 months only.
2. You have all knowledge and skills necessary to do any of these jobs already!

(Apologies to BTR for neglecting to include sauna towel boy as an option.)

That's a really short list. Wheres the other option?

Imagine having to deal with strip club perverts day in, day out. Whoever voted for that option must be a deviant.

Exactly the sort of deviant who spends their free time thinking about sauna towel boys.

I was thinking about Park Ranger but chose Bowling Alley Manager.

According to Urban Dictionary a park ranger is 'a gay male who only has sexual interactions with other gay male who are husky, large with a lot of body hair (otherwise known as "Bears")'.
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Postman.

Fresh air and exercise. The only longevity-enhancing job on the list.

We all get paid the same… what’s the salary? Need to know if it’s worth my time.

you are all pussies and liars. At least when theram gets to this thread someone else will pick the same as i did.

jimboston wrote:I was thinking about Park Ranger but chose Bowling Alley Manager.

That sounds like a terrible video game. Park ranger OTOH...

Since we are all paid the same

Fireworks

they are only open 20 days a year.

HitRed wrote:Since we are all paid the same

Fireworks

they are only open 20 days a year.

--------Not in my neighborhood, we have fireworks 365 days a year... ...What Saxi...Are we all Commie Pinkos,we all get paid the same...

--------I voted Landscaper...I am a private contractor,since my cousin sold the family store ,he bought from my grandfather years ago...My degree from Wayne State University is useless...I was brought up to work with my hands...So Landscaper would make me happy...Who cares about the money...as long as you love what you do... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

ConfederateSS wrote:My degree from Wayne State University

English Composition?

saxitoxin wrote:

ConfederateSS wrote:My degree from Wayne State University

English Composition?

--------No, I think that's obvious...I stuck with my favorite subject History... ...It is useless...But I will always defend History... In fact in High School, My History Teacher said, I knew more about History than he did...The Bible is not only HIS or The GOOD BOOK...It's one of the best History books,All the battles of Biblical times... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

ConfederateSS wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

ConfederateSS wrote:My degree from Wayne State University

English Composition?

--------No, I think that's obvious...I stuck with my favorite subject History... ...It is useless...But I will always defend History... In fact in High School, My History Teacher said, I knew more about History than he did...The Bible is not only HIS or The GOOD BOOK...It's one of the best History books,All the battles of Biblical times... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

I know of a History major who avoided writing major papers in getting his degree. I assume that he did graduate with that degree, but I lost track of him after his junior year in college.

jimboston wrote:I was thinking about Park Ranger but chose Bowling Alley Manager.

According to a survey in the latest edition of Incels Biweekly (written by Incels for Incels), bowling alley manager is the chosen vocation of the more mature discerning incel with at least 15 years of zero sexual activity behind them.

I chose firefighter because putang loves a uniform, and you do very little actual work.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:That's a really short list. Wheres the other option?

Hand, amirite?

The ram wrote:
I chose firefighter because putang loves a uniform, and you do very little actual work.

other than lineman, that's the only alpha job on this list

all other jobs are for beta soy cucks

maybe not park ranger - but would depend on what kind-of park
--> Park Ranger at Michelle Obama Birthplace National Monument = beta soy cuck
--> Park Ranger at Yosemite National Park = ALPHA DOGG

Yosemite? As in California. The alphas left for Texas dummy.

saxitoxin wrote:

ConfederateSS wrote:My degree from Wayne State University

English Composition?

Awesome

The ram wrote:

jimboston wrote:I was thinking about Park Ranger but chose Bowling Alley Manager.

According to a survey in the latest edition of Incels Biweekly (written by Incels for Incels), bowling alley manager is the chosen vocation of the more mature discerning incel with at least 15 years of zero sexual activity behind them.

I chose firefighter because putang loves a uniform, and you do very little actual work.

Dude… I’d call you a one-trick-pony, but your mom said you’re a no-trick-pony.

I’m not making my choice until someone tells me HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY WILL YOU PAY ME TO DO THESE STUPID ASS BULLSHIT JOBS????

saxitoxin wrote:

The ram wrote:
I chose firefighter because putang loves a uniform, and you do very little actual work.

other than lineman, that's the only alpha job on this list

all other jobs are for beta soy cucks

maybe not park ranger - but would depend on what kind-of park
--> Park Ranger at Michelle Obama Birthplace National Monument = beta soy cuck
--> Park Ranger at Yosemite National Park = ALPHA DOGG

So basically you're saying that Jimcel was pondering park warden because
A) he thought the village people had a member dressed as a park warden
B) he thought he'd get placed at Mrs Obama national birthplace monument
C) there was no rent boy option
Which?