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Who came up with the name Santa, anyways?

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Do you know what the wierdest thing about Santa is? It's the fact that the name "Santa" has the same exact letters as the name "Satan".

Since Santa is a name associated with Christmas, I think it's a deliberate slap in the face of God and Jesus Christ.

I think the "Santa" story is a sceme to make people forget what the true importance and meaning of Christmas is.

Oh wait a minute, IT IS MAKING PEOPLE FORGET.
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Gregrios wrote:Do you know what the wierdest thing about Santa is? It's the fact that the name "Santa" has the same exact letters as the name "Satan".



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we have proof. :twisted:



Saint Nicholas (through Scandinavian and American) = Santa Claus
It's like that crappy translators...

Saint Nicholas was a bishop and martyr (that's why the red clothes). And he helped his fellow citizens (by gifts).
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Jesus Christ my Lord and saviour died for my sins! So, to thank him, every year on his birthday, I set out warm milk and cookies for Santa, the minion of Lord Satan! Santa, giver of gifts, incarnation of indulgence, spawn of Satan, is my go between with the great Lucifer and this mortal world! This year I intend on putting out crackers and wine, the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ, and this year, Santa won't take the offering for himself, but rather to his master! Then, the anti-Christ will be born, inside of me! I will rise into heaven with my new form and drag then men and women down to hell to be tortured and raped! I'll take Jesus personally to my Lord Satan who will perform a ritual to make Him more powerful, and I will take Him to heaven, where He will strike down this false god, allowing Him to rise to power, as ruler of the universe! Merry fucking Christmas! :twisted:
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heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.
I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.
I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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And what did Clinton administration do about Santa problem?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34-mz-wEHCs
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hecter wrote:Jesus Christ my Lord and saviour died for my sins! So, to thank him, every year on his birthday, I set out warm milk and cookies for Santa, the minion of Lord Satan! Santa, giver of gifts, incarnation of indulgence, spawn of Satan, is my go between with the great Lucifer and this mortal world! This year I intend on putting out crackers and wine, the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ, and this year, Santa won't take the offering for himself, but rather to his master! Then, the anti-Christ will be born, inside of me! I will rise into heaven with my new form and drag then men and women down to hell to be tortured and raped! I'll take Jesus personally to my Lord Satan who will perform a ritual to make Him more powerful, and I will take Him to heaven, where He will strike down this false god, allowing Him to rise to power, as ruler of the universe! Merry fucking Christmas! :twisted:



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hecter wrote:Jesus Christ my Lord and saviour died for my sins! So, to thank him, every year on his birthday, I set out warm milk and cookies for Santa, the minion of Lord Satan! Santa, giver of gifts, incarnation of indulgence, spawn of Satan, is my go between with the great Lucifer and this mortal world! This year I intend on putting out crackers and wine, the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ, and this year, Santa won't take the offering for himself, but rather to his master! Then, the anti-Christ will be born, inside of me! I will rise into heaven with my new form and drag then men and women down to hell to be tortured and raped! I'll take Jesus personally to my Lord Satan who will perform a ritual to make Him more powerful, and I will take Him to heaven, where He will strike down this false god, allowing Him to rise to power, as ruler of the universe! Merry fucking Christmas! :twisted:



I think Hector is an aweful name for a woman. It must be fake.

What is your real name, baby? I would've picked a name like Wisdom. Wouldn't you agree?

Maybe we can get together sometime and have a drink. How's wormwood sound?
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Gregrios wrote:
hecter wrote:Jesus Christ my Lord and saviour died for my sins! So, to thank him, every year on his birthday, I set out warm milk and cookies for Santa, the minion of Lord Satan! Santa, giver of gifts, incarnation of indulgence, spawn of Satan, is my go between with the great Lucifer and this mortal world! This year I intend on putting out crackers and wine, the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ, and this year, Santa won't take the offering for himself, but rather to his master! Then, the anti-Christ will be born, inside of me! I will rise into heaven with my new form and drag then men and women down to hell to be tortured and raped! I'll take Jesus personally to my Lord Satan who will perform a ritual to make Him more powerful, and I will take Him to heaven, where He will strike down this false god, allowing Him to rise to power, as ruler of the universe! Merry fucking Christmas! :twisted:



I think Hector is an aweful name for a woman. It must be fake.

What is your real name, baby? I would've picked a name like Wisdom. Wouldn't you agree?

Maybe we can get together sometime and have a drink. How's wormwood sound?
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Gregrios wrote:I think Hector is an aweful name for a woman. It must be fake.

What is your real name, baby? I would've picked a name like Wisdom. Wouldn't you agree?

Maybe we can get together sometime and have a drink. How's wormwood sound?

Of course it's fake. It's even spelt incorrectly. I'd also prefer to not tell my name to strangers on teh internets. But, if you must know, it's Maegan. Happy now?
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Gregrios wrote:Do you know what the wierdest thing about Santa is? It's the fact that the name "Santa" has the same exact letters as the name "Satan".

Since Santa is a name associated with Christmas, I think it's a deliberate slap in the face of God and Jesus Christ.

I think the "Santa" story is a sceme to make people forget what the true importance and meaning of Christmas is.

Oh wait a minute, IT IS MAKING PEOPLE FORGET.


You mean a way to get the pagans to better adapt to Christianity after being conquered by Christian nations. (ever heard about a little festival celebrating the winter solstice, and, also, the birth of Jesus Christ [according to the bible] would be placed sometime in spring) :roll:
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hecter wrote:
Gregrios wrote:I think Hector is an aweful name for a woman. It must be fake.

What is your real name, baby? I would've picked a name like Wisdom. Wouldn't you agree?

Maybe we can get together sometime and have a drink. How's wormwood sound?

Of course it's fake. It's even spelt incorrectly. I'd also prefer to not tell my name to strangers on teh internets. But, if you must know, it's Maegan. Happy now?


Yes, I am happy now. I wanted to see how you would respond. Thanks. Maybe if we ever meet each other, we can grab a drink.
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rofl :lol:
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Gregrios wrote:
hecter wrote:
Gregrios wrote:I think Hector is an aweful name for a woman. It must be fake.

What is your real name, baby? I would've picked a name like Wisdom. Wouldn't you agree?

Maybe we can get together sometime and have a drink. How's wormwood sound?

Of course it's fake. It's even spelt incorrectly. I'd also prefer to not tell my name to strangers on teh internets. But, if you must know, it's Maegan. Happy now?


Yes, I am happy now. I wanted to see how you would respond. Thanks. Maybe if we ever meet each other, we can grab a drink.

I'll be sure not to wear a bra ;)
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I just love how he ignores and skips over my valid observation, hoping that it will be ignored so he won't have to see the truth. :roll:
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hecter wrote:
Gregrios wrote:
hecter wrote:
Gregrios wrote:I think Hector is an aweful name for a woman. It must be fake.

What is your real name, baby? I would've picked a name like Wisdom. Wouldn't you agree?

Maybe we can get together sometime and have a drink. How's wormwood sound?

Of course it's fake. It's even spelt incorrectly. I'd also prefer to not tell my name to strangers on teh internets. But, if you must know, it's Maegan. Happy now?


Yes, I am happy now. I wanted to see how you would respond. Thanks. Maybe if we ever meet each other, we can grab a drink.

I'll be sure not to wear a bra ;)


Good, that's the way I like it.
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The Weird One wrote:I just love how he ignores and skips over my valid observation, hoping that it will be ignored so he won't have to see the truth. :roll:
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Ohhhh, Hecter (or better yet, Wisdom) has a date. How nice.
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Skittles! wrote:Ohhhh, Hecter (or better yet, Wisdom) has a date. How nice.

My first in a while :oops: You'd think a girl like me would find it easier to find a guy in such a big city, wouldn't you?
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hecter wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Ohhhh, Hecter (or better yet, Wisdom) has a date. How nice.

My first in a while :oops: You'd think a girl like me would find it easier to find a guy in such a big city, wouldn't you?

I would, I just guess all that manliness about you kind of turns them off. No offence, of course.
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Skittles! wrote:Ohhhh, Hecter (or better yet, Wisdom) has a date. How nice.

My first in a while :oops: You'd think a girl like me would find it easier to find a guy in such a big city, wouldn't you?


well, seeing how exact you're being with that, no, I'm not surprised. :lol: :P :lol:
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Skittles! wrote:
hecter wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Ohhhh, Hecter (or better yet, Wisdom) has a date. How nice.

My first in a while :oops: You'd think a girl like me would find it easier to find a guy in such a big city, wouldn't you?

I would, I just guess all that manliness about you kind of turns them off. No offence, of course.

It was camel toe, I swear!
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