When I was in college and working for near-minimum wage at copy shops and shipping plants, I was always very nice to other retail workers, even when they were incompetent. I would smile, say my “please”’s and “thank you”’s, and go out of my way not to make their already bad job worse.
Now I graduated, and make almost $65K per year. I just got this job a few weeks ago and I've already noticed a twinge of disdain towards blue collar workers.
An example would be illuminating. I went to Best Buy the other day to buy an iPod. I made my selection, pooh-poohed the extended warranty, paid in $100’s, and left. As I approached my car, I noticed it said that I needed both an Internet connection and iTunes. I have neither (I just moved).
I went back inside and asked if I could take a copy of iTunes. They informed me it’s free on Apple's site but they have no copies in the store. He offered me equivalent software, Playtunes, for $20.00. It was showtime.
"Are you guys trying to f*ck me?" I said loudly.
"I buy this expensive hardware that needs free software, and you are going to charge me for something I don't fucking need!?" People stopped and watched. Mothers covered their young children's ears. "How are you going to try to f*ck me?"
The associate was nervous. He started mumbling, "Well you can download it for free..."
"What the f*ck? I just told you I have no Internet! How are you going to f*ck me?"
Silence. He had no response.
I pulled down his pants and underwear in front of everyone. His penis was flaccid. "How are you going to f*ck me if you can't even get a hard on when you're trying to screw me? What kind of fucking service is that?" He struggled to pull up his pants but I held him back.
I crouched down on my knees and started sucking his dick. He got hard immediately. "Please sir, this is inappropriate. Please stop. No more." He finally gave in, moaning pleasurable sighs and abstaining from making objections.
"Hey, I want some of that!" someone who was watching stated. He got behind the Best Buy employee. Soon, a sizable line formed.
The Best Buy associate ejaculated in my mouth and I swallowed it all. Without missing a beat, I depantsed the next guy in line and started sucking him off. I sucked dick after dick, and as more and more people began to see what was going on, more and more people got in line.
I was on my 10th dick or so when I saw a women in line, about 15 people back. This gave me an idea. Instead of swallowing every person's cum, I kept in my mouth until I reached her. Then when it was her turn, I spread her labia and spit my HUGE mouthful of cum right into her pussy! It was a perfect shot!!
"What the f*ck?" she objected as she jumped back.
"That's what I call the Anne Nicole Smith, bitch! Good luck finding the father!" I laughed, then continued to suck dick.
I sucked more dick that day than any other day until now, and I doubt I'll break that record. I never did get my iTunes, but now that I have the Internet, I suppose I could download it right now. In fact, I think I will. Just thinking about iTunes gives me a hard on that just won't quit.
