Cook thinks, Colonel thinks

[e_i_pi]

Ok, a new game called Cook thinks, Colonel thinks. Just a bit of humour, not to be taken as racism... er... cookism. State what a cook thinks, followed by what a colonel thinks. I'll start:

Cook thinks: "I'll suicide into that guy cos he just got a +2 bonus"
Colonel thinks: "I'll build up and let the cook break that guys bonus"

[InkL0sed]

Cook thinks: What does "cash" mean?
Colonel thinks: <insert incomprehensible techno-babble intermingled with some Alien>

[Anarkistsdream]

Cook thinks: It's worth it to try a 5 vs 3 roll
Colonel thinks: What was that moron thinking?

[cena-rules]

cook thinks: Ill foe him cause he has bad strategy
colonol thinks: hes a low rank Ill foe him

[edbeard]

Cook thinks: It's worth it to try a 5 vs 3 roll
Colonel thinks: What was that moron thinking?

Cook Thinks: I'll blindly follow this advice.
Colonel Thinks: It really depends.

[e_i_pi]

Cook thinks: "They're multis"
Colonel thinks "They're THOTA"

[hecter]

Cook thinks: "Heh heh, this game is kinda fun!"
Colonel thinks: "OMG that cook just took 50 points from me!"

[Fircoal]

Cook thinks: Asia is the best continent to have
Colonel thinks: Australia is the best continent to have.
CC Forum goes thinks: A woman's vagina is the best continent to have.

[hecter]

Cook thinks: Asia is the best continent to have
Colonel thinks: Australia is the best continent to have.
CC Forum goes thinks: A woman's vagina is the best continent to have.
Fircoal thinks: Pikachu! Pika pika!

[The Weird One]

Cook thinks: oooh, he just started a lot of games on that map. He must be practicing -and therefor not that good- on it.
Colonel thinks:

[The Weird One]

CFC thinks: Hmm, it's a good idea to post my pw out to my group when some of them have a record of doing bad stuff
Colenel thinks: Why would I ever need a sitter?

[e_i_pi]

Cook thinks: "Circvs Maximvs.. that looks interesting"
Colonel thinks: "*yawn* foe'd, don't even bother clicking the link"

[MeDeFe]

Cook thinks: ...
Colonel thinks: What the fuck happened here?

[pancakemix]

Cook thinks: Where is that shipment of potatoes?
Colonel thinks: How did 500 bags of potatoes get shipped to Iraq on accident?

[Pedronicus]

Cook thinks. "it's over 2 days since i last took my turn, this game sucks"
Colonel thinks. "I'm definitely in too many games at the moment, I'll play these other ones tomorrow because it's late"

[jnd94]

Cook thinks: Hrm, i wonder what a Colonel wants for dinner.....maybe meatloaf
Colonel: man, I could really use some meatloaf right now....where is my god damn cook?

[jonesthecurl]

Cook thinks: I used to be a colonel.
Colonel thinks: I used to be a cook.

[pancakemix]

This is a c thread.

[jonesthecurl]

Celtic Curl concurs.

[gdeangel]

Cook thinks: Must get a card... I've got plenty of 3's on the map to try a couple 3-3 attacks.
Colonel thinks: Where did all your armies go buddy?

[Snorri1234]

Cook thinks: Where is that shipment of potatoes?
Colonel thinks: How did 500 bags of potatoes get shipped to Iraq on accident?

Oh man that just made me laugh out loud.

[lt.pie]

cook thinks: if i play my games once a week that should be ok. colonel thinks: thanks for joining.

[sensfan]

Cook Thinks:I'm gonna lose
Colonel Thinks:I'm gonna win!

no offence to the cook level RIGHT BEHIND ME.

[Fruitcake]

Colonel thinks "Ahh another cook to farm"
Cook thinks "I'm a multi come and get me"

Cook thinks "I better go after yellow, even though he is on the same team I want America "
Colonel thinks "There's a good chap, carry on"

Cook thinks "I know how to play this game, I've played it at home"
Colonel thinks, "Of course you do"

And finally:

Cook thinks:...."*blank*"
Colonel thinks: "Do cooks think?"

[The1exile]

Cook thinks: Man, my rank sucks, I gotta enlist in wacicha's school and turn my CC life around.
Colonel thinks: If Wac helps him I'm so screwed.