NON-PREM. PEOPLE. HERE IS YOUR CHANCE.

Roger Dodger · Post by **Roger Dodger** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:25 am

You know how kids write letters to Santa, well here is your chance to write a letter to Lack.

If anyone here is not prem. and, wishes to be considered for the bi-monthly Free Prem for a year drawings. this is the place you need to be.

you must state in your letter to Dear Lack, with reasons on why you think you deserve a free membership.

no rude, profane or nasty comments allowed. those who do that will be disqualified.

you must be pure in heart and an all around good guy/gal.

this is the only place where you can send a letter.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:41 pm

Dear Lacky,
I want a pony.
Wicked

p.s. your treat is in my bedroom!

Phobia · Post by **Phobia** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:45 pm

Dear Lack,
...So santa's a turtle?
I've left cookies and milk (and pizza) for you

Phobia.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:49 pm

damn! forgot the cookies and milk!

mightyal · Post by **mightyal** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:55 pm

wicked wrote:Dear Lacky,
I want a pony.
Wicked

p.s. your treat is in my bedroom!

I dunno about the pony. But if it's a ride you want...

Bogusbet · Post by **Bogusbet** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:28 pm

mightyal wrote:
wicked wrote:Dear Lacky,
I want a pony.
Wicked

p.s. your treat is in my bedroom!
I dunno about the pony. But if it's a ride you want...

Stache rides??

onbekende · Post by **onbekende** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:03 pm

Dear Lack,

give me something, as I already bribed Twill

onbekende

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:22 pm

onbekende wrote:Dear Lack,

give me something, as I already bribed Twill

onbekende

we have a don't ask - don't tell policy here.

P Gizzle · Post by **P Gizzle** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:45 pm

dear Lack

i left cookies and beer if you give me a prem. membership. why should i get such an award? cuz im awesome!

D.IsleRealBrown · Post by **D.IsleRealBrown** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:54 pm

LOL, is this like a free voucher thread?

mightyal · Post by **mightyal** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:03 pm

D.IsleRealBrown wrote:LOL, is this like a free voucher thread?

Kinda ironic seeing as I have a premium to give away but can't find anyone to give it to.

P Gizzle · Post by **P Gizzle** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:03 pm

you could always give to the coolest person on earth.....me

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:11 pm

Give it to me

Oh wait I have it

thanks BB.

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:43 pm

Dear Mr. Attack,
I am a poor soul who you have turned into an addict.
I only have one simple request, give me a premium.
I do not have pay pal or even a creditcard for that matter, and my parents will not let me use theirs.

Please, please,pretty please with chocolate sauce and a cherry on top?

Yours truely,
Mchiavelli (My real name is Ryan by the way)

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:10 am

Machiavelli wrote:Dear Mr. Attack,
I am a poor soul who you have turned into an addict.
I only have one simple request, give me a premium.
I do not have pay pal or even a creditcard for that matter, and my parents will not let me use theirs.

Please, please,pretty please with chocolate sauce and a cherry on top?

Yours truely,
Mchiavelli (My real name is Ryan by the way)

Wow thats quite good, im going to have to plagerise it.

Dear Mr. Attack,
I am a poor soul who you have turned into an addict.
I only have one simple request, give me a premium.
I do not have pay pal or even a creditcard for that matter, and my parents will not let me use theirs.

Please, please,pretty please with chocolate sauce and a cherry on top?

Yours truely,
Gavin_Sidhu (My real name is Gavin_Sidhu by the way)

P Gizzle · Post by **P Gizzle** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:19 am

Dear Mr. lackattack,

you know why u should give it to me....cuz im awesome!

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:00 am

dear mr sir lackattack can i have the premium because my kids need feeding and clothing first before i spend my (beermoney

) money!

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:41 am

Dear Lacky,
Quid pro quo.

P.s.

D.IsleRealBrown wrote:LOL, is this like a free voucher thread?

Who is that is your siggy D?

riskproplayer · Post by **riskproplayer** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:37 pm

Dear Lackattack,
Unlike all these beggers for the membership,i propose a challenge...
if i can beat you in a classic 1 on 1 game would you offer the membership to me?
Yours truly,
Riskproplayer
(P.S. pm me if you accept the challnge)

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:31 pm

^^^ taking the easy way out ^^^

hahaha

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:57 am

riskproplayer wrote:Dear Lackattack,
Unlike all these beggers for the membership,i propose a challenge...
if i can beat you in a classic 1 on 1 game would you offer the membership to me?
Yours truly,
Riskproplayer
(P.S. pm me if you accept the challnge)

The settings only allow 3-ways

so no 1-1 for you buddy.

LAck if i get 8 years worth of premium ill give you love ALL NIGHT LONG

$\:D/$

owheelj · Post by **owheelj** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:13 am

Dear Lack,

I feel I would be the ideal person for the free premium membership. I am indeed pure of heart and an all round good guy.

I also very much enjoy this site and have been active and tried my hardest in all my games.

My skills are still not great though and I clearly need to play more if I am to improve. With a premium membership I'll be able to play more and improve faster.

I would buy my own membership but I am poor, I work part time trying to save the environment and am also trying to save money to go to the next World Footbag (hacky sack) Championships in Orlando, Florida next year (this paragraph is completely serious).

riskproplayer · Post by **riskproplayer** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:44 am

owheelj wrote:Dear Lack,

I feel I would be the ideal person for the free premium membership. I am indeed pure of heart and an all round good guy.

I also very much enjoy this site and have been active and tried my hardest in all my games.

My skills are still not great though and I clearly need to play more if I am to improve. With a premium membership I'll be able to play more and improve faster.

I would buy my own membership but I am poor, I work part time trying to save the environment and am also trying to save money to go to the next World Footbag (hacky sack) Championships in Orlando, Florida next year (this paragraph is completely serious).

(applaud)

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:15 pm

Dear Lack,

I'm but a simple student which means that I have no money but virtually unlimited time and free internet acces during the terms. So please help me fill this time and award me a premium membership sponsored by the great and venerable anonymous awarder.

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:53 pm

this would be more believable if lack put this in announcements or if lack made this thread himself OR if he posted in this thread confirming the givaway till then i will just wait