NEED YOUR VOTES!!

[Army of GOD]

Which joke is better!!! A dollar bet is riding on this vote so don't disappoint!

(Ignore the patheticalness [dictionary.com claims that's a word] of the jokes)

And is there a noun for pathetic? It's really pissing me off.

THANKS BEBS!

[targetman377]

i think army that this is going to be moved and fast

[redhawk92]

i think army that this is going to be moved and fast

agreed

[Army of GOD]

Haha oh whoops. I meant for this to be in Much Ado About Nothing. Can someone move it there? Can I?

[Army of GOD]

Nvm. Already there.

[Timminz]

You need more than our votes....

[oVo]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Iyamsowglad
Iyamsowglad who?
Iyamsowglad you didn't make another important poll.

knock that funny either

[Army of GOD]

And it won't hurt if you tried out an of your own jokes. HOME GROWN JOKES ARE WANTED.

[Martin Ronne]

Lazarus rose from the dead,
But couldn't quite function in bed,
"What goods resurrection,
Without and erection,"
Old Lazarus testily said.

[MajorRT]

Lazarus rose from the dead,
But couldn't quite function in bed,
"What goods resurrection,
Without and erection,"
Old Lazarus testily said.

Then Lazarus pointed his dagger
And speared a can of Viagra
All ladies within a mile
Weeks later did smile
And Lazarus had such a swagger!

[oVo]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didn't say Iyamsoglad?

[daddy1gringo]

A: Knock, knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Rats, you've heard this one.

[InkL0sed]

My name isn't Rats.

[Army of GOD]

Thank you for your votes everyone. Theoretically speaking, this would have won me a dollar, but I was informed by the other better that Conquer Club was full of "a bunch of losers who spend too much time on the Internet".

She didn't give me the dollar =(

[safariguy5]

Thank you for your votes everyone. Theoretically speaking, this would have won me a dollar, but I was informed by the other better that Conquer Club was full of "a bunch of losers who spend too much time on the Internet".

She didn't give me the dollar =(

I thought that was 4chan.

[Army of GOD]

Thank you for your votes everyone. Theoretically speaking, this would have won me a dollar, but I was informed by the other better that Conquer Club was full of "a bunch of losers who spend too much time on the Internet".

She didn't give me the dollar =(

I thought that was 4chan.

I don't think she knows about 4chan, nor will I tell any girl that I know. I told her that there are actual girls on this site, but she said something like "well they don't have lives either". Sorry squishy.

[BigBallinStalin]

You need more than our votes....

You can have my ax!