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NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:55 pm
by Army of GOD
Which joke is better!!! A dollar bet is riding on this vote so don't disappoint!
(Ignore the patheticalness [dictionary.com claims that's a word] of the jokes)
And is there a noun for pathetic? It's really pissing me off.
THANKS BEBS!
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:15 am
by targetman377
i think army that this is going to be moved and fast
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:21 am
by redhawk92
targetman377 wrote:i think army that this is going to be moved and fast
agreed
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:06 pm
by Army of GOD
Haha oh whoops. I meant for this to be in Much Ado About Nothing. Can someone move it there? Can I?
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:06 pm
by Army of GOD
Nvm. Already there.
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:12 pm
by Timminz
You need more than our votes....
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:33 pm
by oVo
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Iyamsowglad
Iyamsowglad who?
Iyamsowglad you didn't make another important poll.
knock that funny either
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:34 pm
by Army of GOD
And it won't hurt if you tried out an of your own jokes. HOME GROWN JOKES ARE WANTED.
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:52 pm
by Martin Ronne
Lazarus rose from the dead,
But couldn't quite function in bed,
"What goods resurrection,
Without and erection,"
Old Lazarus testily said.
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:36 am
by MajorRT
Martin Ronne wrote:Lazarus rose from the dead,
But couldn't quite function in bed,
"What goods resurrection,
Without and erection,"
Old Lazarus testily said.
Then Lazarus pointed his dagger
And speared a can of Viagra
All ladies within a mile
Weeks later did smile
And Lazarus had such a swagger!
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:49 am
by oVo
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didn't say Iyamsoglad?
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:49 am
by daddy1gringo
A: Knock, knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Rats, you've heard this one.
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:37 am
by InkL0sed
My name isn't Rats.
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:52 pm
by Army of GOD
Thank you for your votes everyone. Theoretically speaking, this would have won me a dollar, but I was informed by the other better that Conquer Club was full of "a bunch of losers who spend too much time on the Internet".
She didn't give me the dollar =(
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:07 pm
by safariguy5
Army of GOD wrote:Thank you for your votes everyone. Theoretically speaking, this would have won me a dollar, but I was informed by the other better that Conquer Club was full of "a bunch of losers who spend too much time on the Internet".
She didn't give me the dollar =(
I thought that was 4chan.
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:48 pm
by Army of GOD
safariguy5 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Thank you for your votes everyone. Theoretically speaking, this would have won me a dollar, but I was informed by the other better that Conquer Club was full of "a bunch of losers who spend too much time on the Internet".
She didn't give me the dollar =(
I thought that was 4chan.
I don't think she knows about 4chan, nor will I tell any girl that I know. I told her that there are actual girls on this site, but she said something like "well they don't have lives either". Sorry squishy.
Re: NEED YOUR VOTES!!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:51 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Timminz wrote:You need more than our votes....
You can have my ax!