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by salr15
Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:10 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Apology
Replies: 43
Views: 7301

Re: Apology

Well, I am sure this will get a mixed response, however, with that said, I would like to offer my apology to all those that I've offended on this site. I don't intend this apology to be an immediate fix or a fix at all to those who were affected. The suggestion to apologize to the members of this ...
by salr15
Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:08 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Farewell
Replies: 7
Views: 1036

Re: Farewell

Ronc I always thought you were a little f*ck, follower for the rest of your life. I may add no value to this site, you add no value to this world. You hear that crying every night in your parents bedroom? That's your parents crying about ever giving birth to a piece of shit like you.
by salr15
Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:53 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Farewell
Replies: 7
Views: 1036

Farewell

My multi and I have decided to move on to bigger and better things....like taking a shit.

Salr15 and Shweta would like to say goodbye to all the friends and foes, been a long time but since all the sissys came on and flame wars went away, this site sucks mule cock.

Give a moment to log in as my ...
by salr15
Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:26 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Curb insulting of other players
Replies: 148
Views: 9061

Re: Curb insulting of other players




flame wars has only been gone like a month. give em more time, and all the trolls will have expired all their slaps-on-the-wrist.... but i dont think that the average person posting in this thread is indicitive of conquerclub as a whole, salr and ron are more indicitive of the reason that flame ...
by salr15
Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:34 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Curb insulting of other players
Replies: 148
Views: 9061

Re: Curb insulting of other players



There's a difference between occasional trash talk and intentional nastiness.

foelist only works AFTER.

I never participated in flame wars.

Mods are only banning the people they WANT to ban.

I believe that making the site nicer would bring more people in and keep more people in; if more ...
by salr15
Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:32 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Curb insulting of other players
Replies: 148
Views: 9061

Re: Curb insulting of other players



Your comments are not respectful, they're a mild form of harassment; you're essentially trying to criminalize me for others' nastiness because I don't happen to like it. That's like blaming the store owner for calling the police on a robber.

No one has been able to answer this repeated question ...
by salr15
Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:55 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Curb insulting of other players
Replies: 148
Views: 9061

Re: Curb insulting of other players



Good luck, korda1... I stopped playing on this site over this very thing. I realized over a long period of time, mods wouldn't step in and try to inhibit the nastiness with even mild warnings; instead, I got harassed for complaining about the stuff I was seeing (sometimes by mods).

"Use foelist ...
by salr15
Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:33 am
Forum: Newsletter Archives
Topic: CC News Interview -- Natewolfman [Closed]
Replies: 19
Views: 18614

Re: Newsletter Interview --> Natewolfman

Where is the dirtiest place you ever put your finger?
by salr15
Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:38 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: General Congratulations
Replies: 5195
Views: 1644229

Re: General congratulations

Thank you for the praises, more will be coming soon.
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:59 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Do you ever think of Conquer Club while banging?
Replies: 79
Views: 5388

Re: Do you ever think of Conquer Club while banging?

Sometimes when I am getting bad rolls, I stick a cucumber up my arse (preferably English) and sing christmas carols, and my luck miraculously changes. Give it a try, and you can make a delicious salad afterwards.
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:55 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: General Congratulations
Replies: 5195
Views: 1644229

Re: General congratulations

I actually started playing CC in my mothers womb. She used to think I was kicking, but I was slamming my head against her belly after a terrible auto attack loss ](*,) .

If you are wondering how I got a PC in there, my mother is a robot.
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:19 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Song Dedications
Replies: 18
Views: 764

Re: Song Dedications

Dedication to General Stoneham (from flame wars):

(Baby Come Back)

Everyday, I try to play, another game
But my heart can’t take it.
I try to find, another boy,
But all the while, I can’t face it.
Why do I miss you so much?
I wanna stop this hurt inside
Oh baby please, give us one more try

(Baby ...
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:13 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Do you ever think of Conquer Club while banging?
Replies: 79
Views: 5388

Re: Do you ever think of Conquer Club while banging?

happy2seeyou wrote:dugcarr once told me that he mentioned to his gf, "having sex with you is like cashing in a mixed set". I think he got punched after that. Either way, I laughed. :D


Was it his left or right hand?

I remember he used to have all those sexy shirtless pics of himself.
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:49 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: d_cay - very cheap tactics
Replies: 33
Views: 1555

Re: d_cay - very cheap tactics

Ok verdict is a sore loser...evident in this game as well.

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=4622712
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:44 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: d_cay - very cheap tactics
Replies: 33
Views: 1555

Re: d_cay - very cheap tactics

Where is our locksmith??

lock 'er down!

But seriously...I don't see how d-cay did anything wrong. you are coming across as a sore loser. I mean I have been in games 10 times worst than this and it would end with the guy saying f u when I complained. This dude actually apologized. There must be ...
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:35 pm
Forum: Newsletter Archives
Topic: CC News Interview -- Natewolfman [Closed]
Replies: 19
Views: 18614

Re: Newsletter Interview --> Natewolfman

What's your best method for shaving your back hair?
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:30 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Do you ever think of Conquer Club while banging?
Replies: 79
Views: 5388

Re: Do you ever think of Conquer Club while banging?

My doubles partner and I did a bukake on the Europe map. Then I tried to rail my hard drive and had to go to the hospital.
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:40 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Song Dedications
Replies: 18
Views: 764

Re: Song Dedications

Another one for our local locksmith Night Strike, a little song he likes to sing when he gets out of the shower, before beginning his long day of locking:

I'm too sexy for Flame Wars
Too sexy for Flame Wars
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirts
So sexy it ...
by salr15
Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:26 am
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Sick of it. Absolutly sick of being teamed.
Replies: 147
Views: 7037

Re: Sick of it. Absolutly sick of being teamed.

Original poster,

Rank reflects not only skill but also the game types you play. Don't blame the dice and don't blame other players. If you want to rise in points, you must leave the kiddie games behind. Learn how to play 6 player-8 player escalating games properly (do a search through the strategy ...
by salr15
Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:28 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Should we revive the Flame wars?
Replies: 243
Views: 11823

Re: Should we revive the Flame wars?



PS -- I never said that this thread was annoying. On the contrary, I LOVE this thread!





Questioning a decision over which you have zero authority is a waste of your own time and energy, and an annoyance to those who are exposed to your error.




HELP! I'm stuck in a web of hypocrisy and ...
by salr15
Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:32 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Should we revive the Flame wars?
Replies: 243
Views: 11823

Re: Should we revive the Flame wars?


Yup, if someone else make's a decision concerning me, I'll simply accept it. There's a difference between questioning a decision and getting it changed. The former is ABSOLUTELY fine, the latter may or may not happen depending on the situation. Why, Klobber, do you want to stifle all debate ...
by salr15
Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:57 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Sick of it. Absolutly sick of being teamed.
Replies: 147
Views: 7037

Re: Sick of it. Absolutly sick of being teamed.

Falkomagno wrote:or suffer the consequences


Speaking of consequences...

When will you get warned for your distasteful avatar?
by salr15
Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:55 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: whats with all the locked threads?
Replies: 41
Views: 2839

Re: whats with all the locked threads?

And regarding your terrible example, if a car dealership got reported laundering money, it would most likely cause the business to be shut down. How is that good press in anyway? "Did you hear about that dealership that got caught laundering money?? Come on! We gotta go buy a car from them ...
by salr15
Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:31 pm
Forum: Newsletter Archives
Topic: Conquer Club Newsletter [Feedback]
Replies: 87
Views: 32385

Re: ConquerClub Newsletter [Issue 07: 27-4-09]

my geek-o-meter just exploded. I have to admit, it is impressive though.
by salr15
Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:26 pm
Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
Topic: Should we revive the Flame wars?
Replies: 243
Views: 11823

Re: Should we revive the Flame wars?

Of course where you're going isn't wrong, and doesn't need correcting to where you came from.

I'm probably not going to get conscripted by the British navy, but I might need to communicate using a commonly used phrase on the internet.

Careful boys, you are starting to have a semi intelligent ...

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