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The Valid Comparison Thread

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In this thread, we will make valid comparisons. Since there are numerous other threads in which people are making valid comparisons, such as comparing Obama to Hitler, I thought there should be a thread devoted to such a practice. This is in hopes of helping people understand valid comparisons.

I'll begin.

You see, apples are just like oranges. Both of them have color on the outside of the fruit. Both have seeds inside. Both get eaten. Both grow on trees. Both are used to make juice.

As you can see, apples are the same thing as oranges.
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Flies are the same thing as orangutans.

Both have hair, are multi-cellular organisms, and can move about their environment. Therefore, they must be the exact same thing.
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Black holes and vacuum cleaners are exactly the same thing. They both try to draw in what ever they can into a central point.
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Black holes and hecter's vagina are the exact same thing.


Actually, that one just kinda speaks for itself.
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A sparrow is just like an elephant.
Except for the number of legs.
And the trunk.
And the tusks.
And the size.
And the feathers.
And they both have wings (except for the elephant).
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Hologram wrote:Black holes and hecter's vagina are the exact same thing.


Actually, that one just kinda speaks for itself.

Black holes have teeth?
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Snorri1234 wrote:
Hologram wrote:Black holes and hecter's vagina are the exact same thing.


Actually, that one just kinda speaks for itself.

Black holes have teeth?
They do when the black hole is hecter's vagina.
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InkL0sed is inside your mom. Oh wait, that's a fact, not a comparison.
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Why would you be inside hecter?
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I'm just like Obama except for our differences.
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Yellow is just like blue. Neither are red, orange, green, or purple, yet combine some of those and you get yellow and blue. They are the same thing.
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HItler was a liberal.

Since Hitler has the word socialism in his party name and all liberals are socialists...
Hitler was obviously a liberal.
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PLAYER57832 wrote:HItler was a liberal.

Since Hitler has the word socialism in his party name and all liberals are socialists...
Hitler was obviously a liberal.
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Vace Cooper and kick ass are the same. Vace Cooper kicks ass, and kick ass kicks ass. they are the same thing.
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Aslo,

Godwin was obviously a Nazi.
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"Madness" = "Sparta"
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Did you know that sports analogies are perfectly valid comparisons to the office? In fact, many offices have sports teams!

Think about it. In an office everyone wears protective gear, or their suits. Plays are often made by going the distance and giving impossible amounts such as anything over 100%. Teamwork is an oft praised ideal.

Therefore, all retired baseball guys open car dealerships for some inconceivable reason.
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Black Elk Speaks is the same as Norse. Both frequent the Not Yet Banned. The multi hunters can thank me later. Also, BES was probably Norse's greatest troll account to date.
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Possibly. His multis don't usually last this long though, so far as I can recall.
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Please only make valid comparisons in this thread.

For example. Triscuits are the same thing as Shit. Especially when eaten and when being tasted.
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BES is like a Triscuit.
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(incidentally, I don't know what a triscuit is. Etymologically the word appears to mean something cooked three times,)
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jonesthecurl wrote:(incidentally, I don't know what a triscuit is. Etymologically the word appears to mean something cooked three times,)
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I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...
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jonesthecurl wrote:I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...
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