In this thread, we will make valid comparisons. Since there are numerous other threads in which people are making valid comparisons, such as comparing Obama to Hitler, I thought there should be a thread devoted to such a practice. This is in hopes of helping people understand valid comparisons.
I'll begin.
You see, apples are just like oranges. Both of them have color on the outside of the fruit. Both have seeds inside. Both get eaten. Both grow on trees. Both are used to make juice.
As you can see, apples are the same thing as oranges.
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Both have hair, are multi-cellular organisms, and can move about their environment. Therefore, they must be the exact same thing.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
Black holes and hecter's vagina are the exact same thing.
Actually, that one just kinda speaks for itself.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
A sparrow is just like an elephant.
Except for the number of legs.
And the trunk.
And the tusks.
And the size.
And the feathers.
And they both have wings (except for the elephant).
Hologram wrote:Black holes and hecter's vagina are the exact same thing.
Actually, that one just kinda speaks for itself.
Black holes have teeth?
They do when the black hole is hecter's vagina.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
Did you know that sports analogies are perfectly valid comparisons to the office? In fact, many offices have sports teams!
Think about it. In an office everyone wears protective gear, or their suits. Plays are often made by going the distance and giving impossible amounts such as anything over 100%. Teamwork is an oft praised ideal.
Therefore, all retired baseball guys open car dealerships for some inconceivable reason.
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Black Elk Speaks is the same as Norse. Both frequent the Not Yet Banned. The multi hunters can thank me later. Also, BES was probably Norse's greatest troll account to date.
Possibly. His multis don't usually last this long though, so far as I can recall.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert
Please only make valid comparisons in this thread.
For example. Triscuits are the same thing as Shit. Especially when eaten and when being tasted.
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jonesthecurl wrote:I'm getting a message about remote linking not being allowed. Presumably you're trying to show us the thrice-cooked item in question...
Think shredded wheat in cracker form.
The inflation rate in Zimbabwe just hit 4 million percent. Some people say it is only 165,000, but they are just being stupid. -Scott Adams, artist and writer of Dilbert