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Because I have a sweet tooth...targetman377 wrote:why does this not suprise mestrike wolf wrote:Because if I fake getting poisoned. I can get ice cream at the hospital...targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:Um...I faked it...targetman377 wrote:
then who posined you was it Lurcure and his pokemon army???
why would you do such a thing????
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
If we knew than the aliens were bound to figure out with their super strong intelligence gathering system. DOn't trust aliens. They gave Sigourney Weaver a really tough time.targetman377 wrote:i can see that there probably planes out there that are faster than the sr 71 cause there engins can go that fast also the sr 71 was secret for 10 years before the public knew that they were even there!!!!!2dimes wrote:Seriously! This is the kind of thing that drives conspiricy theories for me. Look at the technologic advancements in household objects and Motor Vehicles in the last 15 years, rubbery slicone bake ware you can melt steel in, etc. computers?strike wolf wrote:Mabye they should make a stronger plane to go with those kick ass engines than.targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:
I didn't know you knew anything about planes, auto. WHat else are you hiding from us?
hey auto so you know already that the SR 71 is one of the only planes that has never been shot down by the enemy there cause it flys to fast and high. however the jet did have people die in it due to plane difficulties. and also that the engiens can go faster than the SR 71 can handle!!!!!!!. i really want to see one of these beatutiful birds of the sky!!!
Now consider the fact that the SRs are 45+ years old and nothing is even close in aviation. Something's wrong here, North America is sleeping, make that comatose.
You kids need to get off the computer and make things or you can just wait until you're making "ZhangZao" performance/fasion shoes for export to the new world in exchange for a daily plate of "freedom fries".
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Not as funny as...*insert lame pokemon joke that even I don't understand*Lucarilover240 wrote:I saw a spoof once where one of the kids asks "Whats the other half?" and G.I. Joe responds "Killing those commie mother fuckers!" Funny as hell. Apparently, G.I. Joe's staff sergeant also once stepped on a landmine and blew his nuts off. Ouch.strike wolf wrote:The other half is doing something about it. That's the hard part.Lucarilover240 wrote:Cobra realized that if he couldn't even defeat some guy in a military outfit who had nothing better to do than talk to young children about the dangers of drinking and unprotected sex, he didn't have much of a chance of taking over the world. Now you know.strike wolf wrote:Pah...Jonesy isn't an enemy. Cobra Commander turned good years ago. Now of days it's just about the rivalry.targetman377 wrote:* target and lone wolf are sitting down discussing work and drinking tea when all of a sudden lone wolf starts to turn pale and target looks quick and suddenly relizessomething! Target had gotten the tea from JONESCRUEL!!!!
i smell it and suddenly relize lonewolf has been poisened!! he quickly gets the remady and saves lone wolf. And that is how the biggest war started between JONES CRULY (AKA COBRA!!!!!) and his possie and lonewof and target!!!!! the war is on!!!!
(G.I. Joe jumps out of nearby file cabinet) "AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!"
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
No from what it sounds like you get back on different days. When did you say you were getting back again?Lucarilover240 wrote:Maybe if we're lucky, we can both do our catch up posting at the same time and mix our posts together?strike wolf wrote:SO we have to worry about catch up post frenzy from Target and Lucario. Sounds like we'll be working overtime...Lucarilover240 wrote:By the way, feel free to reply to my posts as if I was still here (asking me stuff, ect.), because I WILL be doing the shitload of catchup posting that will be waiting for me when I get back.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
What? that pretty much blows the Georgia trip out of the water. If you can find it go to the Thin Lizzy memorial (and no I'm not sure it even exists but don't let that stop you) take a picture next to it and post it in this thread.Lucarilover240 wrote:Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention: I'm leaving for Ireland and London the day after I get back from Georgia.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I'll settle for some Jack Daniels.targetman377 wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention: I'm leaving for Ireland and London the day after I get back from Georgia.
get me a beer from ireland!!!!
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I meant the triplets from the thread picture. See they only show the prettier two in teh picture. And yes I do mean prettier.Lucarilover240 wrote:Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)strike wolf wrote:OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.autoload wrote:Hanz and Franz were awesome.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
And that's when you use them correctly...targetman377 wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)strike wolf wrote:OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.autoload wrote:Hanz and Franz were awesome.
i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Funny cause most of the people who play pokemon are under the age of 12.Lucarilover240 wrote:So, I made my own motivational poster for lulz.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
*answers the phone*Lucarilover240 wrote:(hangs up on government and calls suicide prevention hotline)targetman377 wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)strike wolf wrote:OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.autoload wrote:Hanz and Franz were awesome.
i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
It has a very catchy beat...autoload wrote:Ummm... yeah, that's why I mentioned it... for your benefit.targetman377 wrote:autoload wrote:I like the U-2 because of it's reference in "We Didn't Start the Fire".Quirk wrote:Here's a U2
hey that BILLY JOEL my favorit singer i have that song!!!!!!
Seriously though, We Didn't Start the Fire is one of the staples of my karaoke repertoire.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Wow I must have some how missed that. This should be the new thread picture...autoload wrote:Best New Page EVAR!!!2dimes wrote:New page so...
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Yah it's even huger than the initial detail...though not nearly as Huge as this thread.autoload wrote:That is a HUGE detail to leave out before.Lucarilover240 wrote:Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention: I'm leaving for Ireland and London the day after I get back from Georgia.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Actually there's sometimes when condoms don't work.autoload wrote:That 1% is due to user error, not manufacturing defect.targetman377 wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)strike wolf wrote:OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.autoload wrote:Hanz and Franz were awesome.
i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I don't think ever made it off that planet...that or he decided he liked it better there.autoload wrote:I haven't seen Jimmy Boy in a while.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Problem is that aircraft can already perform past the limits that humans can endure in the cockpit.strike wolf wrote:I'd like to see how great we could make fighter planes now of days seeing as we can now make carbon into forms stronger than diamond. I mean think about it. It would be relatively lightweight but super-durable. Than again I'm sure someone's already working on something like that...
Truth brotherman, truth.strike wolf wrote:Yah it's even huger than the initial detail...though not nearly as Huge as this thread.autoload wrote:That is a HUGE detail to leave out before.Lucarilover240 wrote:Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention: I'm leaving for Ireland and London the day after I get back from Georgia.
Yeah, but it's not 1%. People wouldn't be approving of a 99% success rate with potential pregnancy. A 1% failure rate is actually quite high when dealing with a million uses per day.strike wolf wrote:Actually there's sometimes when condoms don't work.autoload wrote:That 1% is due to user error, not manufacturing defect.targetman377 wrote:i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!
Ha! took me by surprise again!strike wolf wrote:THe Wolf has Spoken.
Robot pilots? Not the artificially intelligent kind necessarily but maybe ones that are controlled by pilots in a simulator...autoload wrote:Problem is that aircraft can already perform past the limits that humans can endure in the cockpit.strike wolf wrote:I'd like to see how great we could make fighter planes now of days seeing as we can now make carbon into forms stronger than diamond. I mean think about it. It would be relatively lightweight but super-durable. Than again I'm sure someone's already working on something like that...
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Yeah I let it rest for a while than sprung the trap when no one was expecting it.autoload wrote:Ha! took me by surprise again!strike wolf wrote:THe Wolf has Spoken.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I really hate to point this out, but that's a catchphrase.autoload wrote:Damn! No catchphrase.
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