strike wolf wrote:
I didn't know you knew anything about planes, auto. WHat else are you hiding from us?
hey auto so you know already that the SR 71 is one of the only planes that has never been shot down by the enemy there cause it flys to fast and high. however the jet did have people die in it due to plane difficulties. and also that the engiens can go faster than the SR 71 can handle!!!!!!!. i really want to see one of these beatutiful birds of the sky!!!
Mabye they should make a stronger plane to go with those kick ass engines than.
Seriously! This is the kind of thing that drives conspiricy theories for me. Look at the technologic advancements in household objects and Motor Vehicles in the last 15 years, rubbery slicone bake ware you can melt steel in, etc. computers?
Now consider the fact that the SRs are 45+ years old and nothing is even close in aviation. Something's wrong here, North America is sleeping, make that comatose.
You kids need to get off the computer and make things or you can just wait until you're making "ZhangZao" performance/fasion shoes for export to the new world in exchange for a daily plate of "freedom fries".
i can see that there probably planes out there that are faster than the sr 71 cause there engins can go that fast also the sr 71 was secret for 10 years before the public knew that they were even there!!!!!
If we knew than the aliens were bound to figure out with their super strong intelligence gathering system. DOn't trust aliens. They gave Sigourney Weaver a really tough time.
I'd like to see how great we could make fighter planes now of days seeing as we can now make carbon into forms stronger than diamond. I mean think about it. It would be relatively lightweight but super-durable. Than again I'm sure someone's already working on something like that...
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
targetman377 wrote:* target and lone wolf are sitting down discussing work and drinking tea when all of a sudden lone wolf starts to turn pale and target looks quick and suddenly relizes something! Target had gotten the tea from JONESCRUEL!!!! i smell it and suddenly relize lonewolf has been poisened!! he quickly gets the remady and saves lone wolf. And that is how the biggest war started between JONES CRULY (AKA COBRA!!!!!) and his possie and lonewof and target!!!!! the war is on!!!!
Pah...Jonesy isn't an enemy. Cobra Commander turned good years ago. Now of days it's just about the rivalry.
Cobra realized that if he couldn't even defeat some guy in a military outfit who had nothing better to do than talk to young children about the dangers of drinking and unprotected sex, he didn't have much of a chance of taking over the world. Now you know.
(G.I. Joe jumps out of nearby file cabinet) "AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!"
The other half is doing something about it. That's the hard part.
I saw a spoof once where one of the kids asks "Whats the other half?" and G.I. Joe responds "Killing those commie mother fuckers!" Funny as hell. Apparently, G.I. Joe's staff sergeant also once stepped on a landmine and blew his nuts off. Ouch.
Not as funny as...*insert lame pokemon joke that even I don't understand*
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Lucarilover240 wrote:By the way, feel free to reply to my posts as if I was still here (asking me stuff, ect.), because I WILL be doing the shitload of catchup posting that will be waiting for me when I get back.
SO we have to worry about catch up post frenzy from Target and Lucario. Sounds like we'll be working overtime...
Maybe if we're lucky, we can both do our catch up posting at the same time and mix our posts together?
No from what it sounds like you get back on different days. When did you say you were getting back again?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Lucarilover240 wrote:Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention: I'm leaving for Ireland and London the day after I get back from Georgia.
What? that pretty much blows the Georgia trip out of the water. If you can find it go to the Thin Lizzy memorial (and no I'm not sure it even exists but don't let that stop you) take a picture next to it and post it in this thread.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.
Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)
I meant the triplets from the thread picture. See they only show the prettier two in teh picture. And yes I do mean prettier.
Though on the other hand those girls do look about right to be your offspring...
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.
Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)
i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!
And that's when you use them correctly...
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.
Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)
i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!
(hangs up on government and calls suicide prevention hotline)
*answers the phone*
Hello. You've reached the suicide hotline. No one is available to take your call...I'd ask you to leave a message but you'll probably be dead by the time we called you back. Have a great day...er life.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Wow I must have some how missed that. This should be the new thread picture...
*looks at the twins*
Look, we can't thank you enough for what you've done for this company I mean really you've been a staple for a long long time but unfortunately we're gonna have to let you go...you see well there's no easy way to say this but...that plane's just better than you. I hope you don't take this too personally.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.
Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)
i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!
That 1% is due to user error, not manufacturing defect.
Actually there's sometimes when condoms don't work.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:I'd like to see how great we could make fighter planes now of days seeing as we can now make carbon into forms stronger than diamond. I mean think about it. It would be relatively lightweight but super-durable. Than again I'm sure someone's already working on something like that...
Problem is that aircraft can already perform past the limits that humans can endure in the cockpit.
targetman377 wrote:i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!
That 1% is due to user error, not manufacturing defect.
Actually there's sometimes when condoms don't work.
Yeah, but it's not 1%. People wouldn't be approving of a 99% success rate with potential pregnancy. A 1% failure rate is actually quite high when dealing with a million uses per day.
strike wolf wrote:I'd like to see how great we could make fighter planes now of days seeing as we can now make carbon into forms stronger than diamond. I mean think about it. It would be relatively lightweight but super-durable. Than again I'm sure someone's already working on something like that...
Problem is that aircraft can already perform past the limits that humans can endure in the cockpit.
Robot pilots? Not the artificially intelligent kind necessarily but maybe ones that are controlled by pilots in a simulator...
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
something! Target had gotten the tea from JONESCRUEL!!!!
i smell it and suddenly relize lonewolf has been poisened!! he quickly gets the remady and saves lone wolf. And that is how the biggest war started between JONES CRULY (AKA COBRA!!!!!) and his possie and lonewof and target!!!!! the war is on!!!!
