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Embarrassing surgery

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I was wondering whether anybody had had any embarrassing blemishes removed or an unsightly nose re-shaped etc.

I ask this as recently i had to have a mole removed from my penis. It wasn't cancerous or anything but it was rather large and was stopping me from going to the tiolet and made my sex life became non existant. Thats the last time I f*ck one of those things i can tell you!
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i thought i was the only one :-$
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You have sex with moles?
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I had something slightly embarrassing removed when I was younger. The older I got, the more I tried to convince myself it was just a birthmark, but it wasn't.... so I got it removed.

So here's my secret: I had a 3rd nipple :-$
They say as many as 1 in 500 have them.... but I still feel weird about it.
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I didnt have anything embarrising removed but I was completely embarred before my surgery.

K picture this, just had my 3rd kid & decided to get a Vasectomy.
Pre surgery im laying on the table and they have me preped where my body is covered except my nads & wanker are sticking out.
Mind you its pretty darn cold in the room so I got a lil shrinking goin on. At this time the nurse that will be in surgery with me & doctor comes in & shes a girl from HS that I completely had a crush on and here I am with my shrivelled up wanker hanging out.
Apparently my face turned red because she leaned over & whispered "Oh dont worry, Ive seen hundreds of wankers before"

Not a great moment in my history lmao
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mgconstruction wrote:I didnt have anything embarrising removed but I was completely embarred before my surgery.

K picture this, just had my 3rd kid & decided to get a Vasectomy.
Pre surgery im laying on the table and they have me preped where my body is covered except my nads & wanker are sticking out.
Mind you its pretty darn cold in the room so I got a lil shrinking goin on. At this time the nurse that will be in surgery with me & doctor comes in & shes a girl from HS that I completely had a crush on and here I am with my shrivelled up wanker hanging out.
Apparently my face turned red because she leaned over & whispered "Oh dont worry, Ive seen hundreds of wankers before"

Not a great moment in my history lmao
Dude, always use a cock ring for a few hours before something like that....no matter what the nurse told you, she had a good laugh...all her friends now know you have a small dick.

On the bright side, you might get some offers from some first-time anal explorers who are looking for something that won't hurt too much....
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TheProwler wrote:
mgconstruction wrote:I didnt have anything embarrising removed but I was completely embarred before my surgery.

K picture this, just had my 3rd kid & decided to get a Vasectomy.
Pre surgery im laying on the table and they have me preped where my body is covered except my nads & wanker are sticking out.
Mind you its pretty darn cold in the room so I got a lil shrinking goin on. At this time the nurse that will be in surgery with me & doctor comes in & shes a girl from HS that I completely had a crush on and here I am with my shrivelled up wanker hanging out.
Apparently my face turned red because she leaned over & whispered "Oh dont worry, Ive seen hundreds of wankers before"

Not a great moment in my history lmao
Dude, always use a cock ring for a few hours before something like that....no matter what the nurse told you, she had a good laugh...all her friends now know you have a small dick.

On the bright side, you might get some offers from some first-time anal explorers who are looking for something that won't hurt too much....
Careful, people have been banned for less than that...
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Yeah right....that was all in good fun.

You're just trying to cause trouble and be a general nuisance.
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I thought it was hilarious, I was just pointing out that some users DM have been punished for saying much less vulgar things than that. I for one thought it was pretty damn funny, but then again I'm not the one who bans people...
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TheProwler wrote:
mgconstruction wrote:I didnt have anything embarrising removed but I was completely embarred before my surgery.

K picture this, just had my 3rd kid & decided to get a Vasectomy.
Pre surgery im laying on the table and they have me preped where my body is covered except my nads & wanker are sticking out.
Mind you its pretty darn cold in the room so I got a lil shrinking goin on. At this time the nurse that will be in surgery with me & doctor comes in & shes a girl from HS that I completely had a crush on and here I am with my shrivelled up wanker hanging out.
Apparently my face turned red because she leaned over & whispered "Oh dont worry, Ive seen hundreds of wankers before"

Not a great moment in my history lmao
Dude, always use a cock ring for a few hours before something like that....no matter what the nurse told you, she had a good laugh...all her friends now know you have a small dick.

On the bright side, you might get some offers from some first-time anal explorers who are looking for something that won't hurt too much....
Lmao Prowler Guess I got a better shot at anal than :twisted:
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