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saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Dude, always use a cock ring for a few hours before something like that....no matter what the nurse told you, she had a good laugh...all her friends now know you have a small dick.mgconstruction wrote:I didnt have anything embarrising removed but I was completely embarred before my surgery.
K picture this, just had my 3rd kid & decided to get a Vasectomy.
Pre surgery im laying on the table and they have me preped where my body is covered except my nads & wanker are sticking out.
Mind you its pretty darn cold in the room so I got a lil shrinking goin on. At this time the nurse that will be in surgery with me & doctor comes in & shes a girl from HS that I completely had a crush on and here I am with my shrivelled up wanker hanging out.
Apparently my face turned red because she leaned over & whispered "Oh dont worry, Ive seen hundreds of wankers before"
Not a great moment in my history lmao
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
Careful, people have been banned for less than that...TheProwler wrote:Dude, always use a cock ring for a few hours before something like that....no matter what the nurse told you, she had a good laugh...all her friends now know you have a small dick.mgconstruction wrote:I didnt have anything embarrising removed but I was completely embarred before my surgery.
K picture this, just had my 3rd kid & decided to get a Vasectomy.
Pre surgery im laying on the table and they have me preped where my body is covered except my nads & wanker are sticking out.
Mind you its pretty darn cold in the room so I got a lil shrinking goin on. At this time the nurse that will be in surgery with me & doctor comes in & shes a girl from HS that I completely had a crush on and here I am with my shrivelled up wanker hanging out.
Apparently my face turned red because she leaned over & whispered "Oh dont worry, Ive seen hundreds of wankers before"
Not a great moment in my history lmao
On the bright side, you might get some offers from some first-time anal explorers who are looking for something that won't hurt too much....
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
Lmao Prowler Guess I got a better shot at anal thanTheProwler wrote:Dude, always use a cock ring for a few hours before something like that....no matter what the nurse told you, she had a good laugh...all her friends now know you have a small dick.mgconstruction wrote:I didnt have anything embarrising removed but I was completely embarred before my surgery.
K picture this, just had my 3rd kid & decided to get a Vasectomy.
Pre surgery im laying on the table and they have me preped where my body is covered except my nads & wanker are sticking out.
Mind you its pretty darn cold in the room so I got a lil shrinking goin on. At this time the nurse that will be in surgery with me & doctor comes in & shes a girl from HS that I completely had a crush on and here I am with my shrivelled up wanker hanging out.
Apparently my face turned red because she leaned over & whispered "Oh dont worry, Ive seen hundreds of wankers before"
Not a great moment in my history lmao
On the bright side, you might get some offers from some first-time anal explorers who are looking for something that won't hurt too much....
