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Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:49 pm
God exists because my mom said he does.
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by natty dread » Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:59 pm
Army of GOD exists because my penis said he does.
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by tzor » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:55 pm
First of all,
YOUR MOTHER IS ALWAYS RIGHT !
Second of all, if I had a talking penis, I seriously think of having a gender change operation.
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by tkr4lf » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:03 pm
Why, a talking penis could be kind of fun. Just imagine. "Excuse me, maam? My penis has somehting he would like to say to you......"
Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:08 pm
tkr4lf wrote: Why, a talking penis could be kind of fun. Just imagine. "Excuse me, maam? My penis has somehting he would like to say to you......"
But a talking penis wouldn't be fun, because you can talk and you're not fun, so talking things aren't fun.
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tempest-n-a-tcup
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by tempest-n-a-tcup » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:10 pm
I think a talking penis would be a lovely financial opportunity. There are plenty of fairy tales and legends; therefore God does not exist. Do we have to name our fallacy, like calling shots in a game of pool?
Army of GOD
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by Army of GOD » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:12 pm
tempest-n-a-tcup wrote: I think a talking penis would be a lovely financial opportunity. There are plenty of fairy tales and legends; therefore God does not exist. Do we have to name our fallacy, like calling shots in a game of pool?
Well make a quiz show, and how about the person who posts next tries to guess the one before it.
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by tkr4lf » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:17 pm
Army of GOD wrote: tkr4lf wrote: Why, a talking penis could be kind of fun. Just imagine. "Excuse me, maam? My penis has somehting he would like to say to you......"
But a talking penis wouldn't be fun, because you can talk and you're not fun, so talking things aren't fun.
Ah, logical fallacies...
great fun to make fun of.
And hey, I think I am quite fun. I just find fun in things that others probably do not.
But, I still think a talking penis would be fun. All sorts of applications for that one....
tempest-n-a-tcup
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by tempest-n-a-tcup » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:24 pm
Now that I think about it, I can't imagine a talking penis would be that great a conversationalist; but a talking vagina would be interesting.
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by tkr4lf » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:26 pm
tempest-n-a-tcup wrote: Now that I think about it, I can't imagine a talking penis would be that great a conversationalist; but a talking vagina would be interesting.
Well, I can agree that it would not have much of interest to say. Probably repeating the same old stuff over and over again about how it is tired of being beaten and needs some poon.
It would be interesting to hear some things that a vagina would say. Any females out there like this idea?
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by jonesthecurl » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:29 pm
tzor wrote: First of all,
YOUR MOTHER IS ALWAYS RIGHT !
Second of all, if I had a talking penis, I seriously think of having a gender change operation.
If you had a talking penis it could sing duets with your arse.
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by jonesthecurl » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:30 pm
Army of GOD wrote: God exists because my mom said he does.
When your mum said "O GOD!" she was, um, busy. with me. not god.
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by muy_thaiguy » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:59 am
I'm right because you're all stupid heads!
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous
What, you expected something deep or flashy?
tempest-n-a-tcup
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by tempest-n-a-tcup » Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:11 pm
The fallacy of attacking the person. Many people use fallacies, like you just did, to support false claims; therefore your claim is false.
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by Fircoal » Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:55 pm
Army of GOD wrote: God exists because my mom said he does.
Sadly that's what a good amount of the population thinks...
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by jonesthecurl » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:37 am
All people who disagree with are obviously wrong...um, that's it.
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by john9blue » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:38 am
I deny the existence of this thread because it is intangible, inaudible, and invisible.
natty_dread wrote: Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote: the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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by jonesthecurl » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:41 am
U arse. U wrong.
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by jonesthecurl » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:42 am
Oh wait. that not fallacy.
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by john9blue » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:51 am
I deny the existence of fallacies because they are concepts that I cannot logically comprehend.
natty_dread wrote: Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote: the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
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tkr4lf
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by tkr4lf » Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:36 am
I masturbate...therefore everybody masturbates.
natty dread
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by natty dread » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:02 am
But everybody does masturbate!
tkr4lf
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by tkr4lf » Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:22 pm
natty_dread wrote: But everybody does masturbate!
OH, yeah....I guess I'm not so good at this...
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by jonesthecurl » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:52 am
Tzor is a gay bundle of sticks. Therefore Tzor is Mussolini.
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