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The Logical Fallacy thread

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God exists because my mom said he does.
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Army of GOD exists because my penis said he does.
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First of all, YOUR MOTHER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Second of all, if I had a talking penis, I seriously think of having a gender change operation. :twisted:
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Why, a talking penis could be kind of fun. Just imagine. "Excuse me, maam? My penis has somehting he would like to say to you......"
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tkr4lf wrote:Why, a talking penis could be kind of fun. Just imagine. "Excuse me, maam? My penis has somehting he would like to say to you......"


But a talking penis wouldn't be fun, because you can talk and you're not fun, so talking things aren't fun.
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I think a talking penis would be a lovely financial opportunity.


There are plenty of fairy tales and legends; therefore God does not exist. Do we have to name our fallacy, like calling shots in a game of pool?
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tempest-n-a-tcup wrote:I think a talking penis would be a lovely financial opportunity.


There are plenty of fairy tales and legends; therefore God does not exist. Do we have to name our fallacy, like calling shots in a game of pool?


Well make a quiz show, and how about the person who posts next tries to guess the one before it.
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sounds good, what was mine then?

Yours was appeal to authority.
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Army of GOD wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:Why, a talking penis could be kind of fun. Just imagine. "Excuse me, maam? My penis has somehting he would like to say to you......"


But a talking penis wouldn't be fun, because you can talk and you're not fun, so talking things aren't fun.

Ah, logical fallacies... :lol: great fun to make fun of.

And hey, I think I am quite fun. I just find fun in things that others probably do not.

But, I still think a talking penis would be fun. All sorts of applications for that one....
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Now that I think about it, I can't imagine a talking penis would be that great a conversationalist; but a talking vagina would be interesting.
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tempest-n-a-tcup wrote:Now that I think about it, I can't imagine a talking penis would be that great a conversationalist; but a talking vagina would be interesting.

Well, I can agree that it would not have much of interest to say. Probably repeating the same old stuff over and over again about how it is tired of being beaten and needs some poon.

It would be interesting to hear some things that a vagina would say. Any females out there like this idea?
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tzor wrote:First of all, YOUR MOTHER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Second of all, if I had a talking penis, I seriously think of having a gender change operation. :twisted:


If you had a talking penis it could sing duets with your arse.
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Army of GOD wrote:God exists because my mom said he does.



When your mum said "O GOD!" she was, um, busy. with me. not god.
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I'm right because you're all stupid heads!
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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The fallacy of attacking the person.

Many people use fallacies, like you just did, to support false claims; therefore your claim is false.
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Army of GOD wrote:God exists because my mom said he does.


Sadly that's what a good amount of the population thinks...
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All people who disagree with are obviously wrong...um, that's it.
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I deny the existence of this thread because it is intangible, inaudible, and invisible.
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U arse. U wrong.
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Oh wait. that not fallacy.
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I deny the existence of fallacies because they are concepts that I cannot logically comprehend.
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I masturbate...therefore everybody masturbates.
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But everybody does masturbate!
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natty_dread wrote:But everybody does masturbate!

OH, yeah....I guess I'm not so good at this... :cry:
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Tzor is a gay bundle of sticks. Therefore Tzor is Mussolini.
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