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I vote Conservative

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The Conservatives will lower spending on public services and cut taxes. This will give me more money to spend on goods and services.

This is better than Labour, who will raise taxes to fund more government spending on services. This would leave me with less money, and therefore less wealth with which to purchase goods and services.

I have also read several newspaper articles on Labour's plan to increase employment and I am sceptical about the economic feasability of their plans.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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Aren't you a student?
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Re: I vote Conservative

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Yup. Final year undergrad.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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Take a class in economics while you have the chance.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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I am happy with the economic analyses of the papers.

UK Conservatives are nowhere near the level of crazy that US ones are, btw. They might even be more left wing that your 'liberals'.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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Don't you live in a monarchy? Do you guys even have votes?
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Stimulating stuff, natty. What's next? More insinuating that I'm gay?
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Re: I vote Conservative

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pimpdave wrote:Take a class in economics while you have the chance.


Do you assume that taking an economics class will change his party affiliation?
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thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Take a class in economics while you have the chance.


Do you assume that taking an economics class will change his party affiliation?


i suppose it depends on whether the college is liberal or extremely liberal.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Take a class in economics while you have the chance.


Do you assume that taking an economics class will change his party affiliation?


The classes I took where the professors spent 100% of their time changing students party affiliation were English Composition (lib'd out) and Minnesota Geography (lib'd out). The Logic class was 100% changing religious affiliations(lib'd out).
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john9blue wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Take a class in economics while you have the chance.


Do you assume that taking an economics class will change his party affiliation?


i suppose it depends on whether the college is liberal or extremely liberal.

Well, given what you consider to be "liberal", probably just about anything but Bob Jones University would meet that defintion.
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thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Take a class in economics while you have the chance.


Do you assume that taking an economics class will change his party affiliation?


No, just that maybe he won't be talking out of his ass like he was earlier in the thread about his economic reasons for voting Conservative.

Maybe if he understands the importance of the middle class to a growing economy (rising tide lifting all boats) as opposed to milking them to death for the benefit of only the rich, he'll realize how destructive conservative policies are. If he was born rich, he'll probably keep spouting the nonsense he already has been, since that's how the rich wage their class warfare against everyone else, and keep the door pretty firmly shut on letting anyone else into their exclusive club.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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And vice versa.
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pimpdave wrote:Maybe if he understands the importance of the middle class to a growing economy (rising tide lifting all boats) as opposed to milking them to death for the benefit of only the rich, he'll realize how destructive conservative policies are. If he was born rich, he'll probably keep spouting the nonsense he already has been, since that's how the rich wage their class warfare against everyone else, and keep the door pretty firmly shut on letting anyone else into their exclusive club.


Anyone earning over £150,000 in the UK loses 50% of the income over the 150k mark to income tax. That's hardly letting the top earners off scot-free.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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barackattack wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Maybe if he understands the importance of the middle class to a growing economy (rising tide lifting all boats) as opposed to milking them to death for the benefit of only the rich, he'll realize how destructive conservative policies are. If he was born rich, he'll probably keep spouting the nonsense he already has been, since that's how the rich wage their class warfare against everyone else, and keep the door pretty firmly shut on letting anyone else into their exclusive club.


Anyone earning over £150,000 in the UK loses 50% of the income over the 150k mark to income tax. That's hardly letting the top earners off scot-free.


You'd imagine with such high income taxes + central planning, the people of the UK would experience a much higher standard of living than Americans.
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People earning over £150k per year are a very small percentage of the population.

Given the income difference between the US and UK, I'd imagine that the US government raises more tax revenue per capita than the UK one. The tax bands for middle and low earners (i.e. the majority of the population) aren't that different between the two countries.

So it would make sense that the US has a higher standard of living (although, somehow, the US government is unable to support the ill or unemployed to the extent that the UK government does).

This is all on average, of course. My standard of living is sweet so IDC.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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Care to supply some imagined statistics to support your claim?
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Which claim?
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Re: I vote Conservative

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All of them.
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I think the final sentence is all that's relevant.

My standard of living is sweet so IDC.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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Can you supply some imagined statistics to support that final sentence?
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Re: I vote Conservative

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I am 95% happy with my standard of living.
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Re: I vote Conservative

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Excellent work.

In general, what are the pros and cons of voting conservative?



(I'm interested in comparing the Conservative party of England to the Republicans of the US).
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Re: I vote Conservative

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Pros:
Better accents and nicer suits.
Lighter tax burden on high earners.
Less whiny.
More old school. Less PC.
Don't like the unions.
Innate sense of superiority.
Hotter female MPs.

Cons:
A slightly excessive amount are ex-boarding school perverts.
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