GOD KNOWS CRYPTOZOOLOGY IS REAL!!!!!!!

[jusplay4fun]

--------------------[size=20 I ALSO SAID.....MICHELANGELO.....PAINTED WHAT HE SAW.....CREATURES WHO WATCH FROM THE WOODS.......I NEVER SAID HE CALLED THEM BIGFOOT....THAT'S WHAT WE CALL THEM.......HE THOUGHT OF THEM AS NEIGHBORS(people/hairy people) WHO LIVE IN THE WOODS.....I SAID/WROTE THAT AS WELL...Along with others throughout HISTORY....Painted/wrote...ABOUT REAL LIVE BIGFOOTS....IN THEIR TIME....HISTORICAL FACTS....[/size]... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

All wrong: Michangelo was painting a scene of the Last Judgement, a vision or view of Teachings of Religious significance, of something to invoke FEAR in those gazing on the painting, in an attempt to keep them "in line" via fear of eternal damnation, with fierce creatures of an active imagination and an artistic creativity. Exactly what were the inspirations for his visions and ideas? Who knows. I doubt that he actually saw

NEIGHBORS(people/hairy people) WHO LIVE IN THE WOODS

that were indeed NOT what we may call Bigfoot creatures. They were NOT large or HUGE creatures.

There may have been poor people who lived desperate lives in the Woods who were unkempt (hairy, no haircut or baths) and desperate for food and "creature comforts" of a bed and house and such. Be REAL, they are SIMPLY NOT Bigfoot.

And just because an image in a painting is LARGE does not mean that that is indeed a Bigfoot creature or a giant or any other such mythical creature.

And despite what ConfedSS inteprets that Duk supported his CRAZY ideas, here is what Duk actually said, and Duk casts doubt on the entire idea of a Bigfoot or Sasquatch in this painting.

I'm not techie enough to zoom in, but from what I can read online, it seems the creatures in the cave behind Christ have been called sasquatches by some commentators. Others say they are demons waiting and hoping to take souls to Hell if Christ fails to redeem them. Given the religious nature of the painting, I think the latter explanation is more likely.

latter explanation is more likely

means your ideas are NOT credible in Duk's mind, ConfedSS.

Look and read again what Duk said. Or simply ask Duk.

And, NO SURPRISE: ConfedSs is talking gibberish

Painted/wrote...ABOUT REAL LIVE BIGFOOTS....IN THEIR TIME....HISTORICAL FACTS....

He painted Bigfoot, but did not call them Bigfoot. AND he wrote about them...?? REALLY? But they were NOT Bigfoot...or were they....???

The incohence I keep reading from ConfedSs is almost scrambling my brain. I need to stop reading this incohent crazy gibberish, before he confuses me any more.

[riskllama]

The incohence I keep reading from ConfedSs is almost scrambling my brain. I need to stop reading this incohent crazy gibberish, before he confuses me any more.

but you won't stop, will you? looks like it's already too late, anyways...*shrugs*

[jusplay4fun]

Do you have anything to ADD here, Llama? I read, with much pain, the last set of posts by ConfedSs in order to:

1) refute his false statements;

2) show his obvious errors;

3) SHOW that he did NOT offer any real refutation of what I posted;

4) Show that I did refute much of what he posted;

5) demonstrate that he misread what Duk said (hoping that Duk actually supported his crazy allegation, which Duk did NOT);

6) demonstrate cogently that ConfedSs cannot admit to his errors: Large, small, grammatical, historical, or otherwise.

[Pack Rat]

Calm down Karen

[Dukasaur]

I heard the 16th Chapel was the hideout of the 16th Doctor.
https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Sixteenth_Doctor

[jusplay4fun]

I heard the 16th Chapel was the hideout of the 16th Doctor.
https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Sixteenth_Doctor

Didn't that 16th doctor in the 16th Chapel treat 1,616 patients there, Duk?

[2dimes]

Does anybody remember those redneck fellas that tried to sell a deep freeze full of fake bigfoot? Turned out to be a combination of moose meat and latex.

[Evil Semp]

Does anybody remember those redneck fellas that tried to sell a deep freeze full of fake bigfoot? Turned out to be a combination of moose meat and latex.

Does Confeds have it in his basement?

[2dimes]

Nah, they was in one of them southern states.

[jusplay4fun]

I think we can summarize this THREAD as follows, and the credit goes to Apatheist:

Re: IRAN NOT THE THREAT/NOSTRADAMUS...
Post by Apatheist » Fri Mar 06, 2026 7:32 am

Please move on to another paranoid conspiracy theory, you're just looking silly now on this one.

Here is another thread that can be summarized as a "conspiracy theory" (that may or may not be "paranoid" in origin).

[Dukasaur]

I don't think Bigfoot qualifies as a "Conspiracy" theory. What is being conspired? Nothing.

It's simply a theory that there are large, hairy, not-quite human beings living in the forest.

• Could they be grizzly bears? Bears do sometimes walk upright, they are big and hairy and from a distance could be considered somewhat humanoid.
• Could they be human hermits, unshaven and roughly dressed in animal hides, living in the forest? There have always been humans outcast by society who go to live alone in the forest, and without the benefit of barbers or clothiers they often develop a very rough, animal-like appearance.
• Could they be survivors of a homonid species other than Homo sapiens? That seems less likely to me, but not impossible. We know there were many humanoid species like neanderthalis and rhodensiensis that were actively killed by sapiens. Would it be completely outside the realm of possibility that some members of these other hominid learned to hide real well and survive into the modern age. Again, seems unlikely, but not completely impossible.

Whether any of the above are true or not, I cannot say. But I don't see how any of these qualify as "conspiracies."

[jusplay4fun]

Very simple, Duk: many people who believe:

Aliens are real (with little proof);

that the world is flat;

that the Apollo moon missions were Hollywood fakes (filmed on a Hollywood back lot);

and that JFK was killed by the CIA and this was hidden by a VAST Government CONSPIRACY;

also believe in Bigfoot and believe that the Federal Government is suppressing or hiding evidence on these and other such notions.

That the ones believing in Bigfoot and that the Federal Government is keeping HUGE secrets about any and ALL or Most of this are THE SAME PEOPLE. They believe in the SAME conspiracy theories.

and:

Bigfoot as a Government Experiment
A conspiracy theory suggests that Bigfoot is the result of secret military genetic experiments.
Some speculate that the U.S. government has either created or encountered these creatures and is covering up their existence.
Unconfirmed reports claim that captured Bigfoot specimens have been kept hidden in classified facilities.

(...)
Without going into too much details, here are multiple theories about what Bigfoot could be, ranging from biological explanations to paranormal and extraterrestrial hypotheses. Here are some of the most intriguing theories:

Bigfoot as an Undiscovered Hominid
This is one of the most widely accepted theories among cryptozoologists.
Bigfoot is believed to be a relic population of Gigantopithecus, an extinct genus of ape that lived in Asia but may have migrated to North America.
Proponents argue that remote forests could support a small, hidden population, explaining the rarity of sightings.
Skeptics challenge this theory, noting the lack of physical evidence such as bones or remains.


Bigfoot as a Primate with Human-Like Intelligence
This theory suggests that Bigfoot is an unknown species of primate that evolved human-like intelligence.
Some witnesses report behaviors like tool use, tree knocking, and even language-like vocalizations.
It is theorized that Bigfoot deliberately avoids human contact and buries its dead, which could explain the lack of remains.

https://whatisbigfoot.com/bigfoot-theories/

BUT wait, there is MORE, Duk:

Claims of a Government Cover-Up
1. The National Parks Conspiracy
Some researchers argue that government agencies, particularly the National Park Service (NPS) and the U.S. Forest Service, are suppressing evidence of Bigfoot’s existence.

(...)
The Scientific Community and Suppression Allegations
2. DNA Evidence and Skepticism
Some Bigfoot enthusiasts claim that DNA evidence proving the creature’s existence has been intentionally discredited or ignored by the scientific establishment.

https://conspiracydata.com/conspiracies/bigfoot/

Duk, do you want MORE proof and supporting evidence to back my statement that Bigfoot is another Conspiracy theory, at least in the minds of SOME supporters of this idea?

[HitRed]

In the news…

Six reported Bigfoot sightings in northeast Ohio within four days spark cryptid 'flap' speculation

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/six-r ... peculation

[Apatheist]

In the news…

Six reported Bigfoot sightings in northeast Ohio within four days spark cryptid 'flap' speculation

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/six-r ... peculation

In the FOX news...

[mookiemcgee]

In the news…

Six reported Bigfoot sightings in northeast Ohio within four days spark cryptid 'flap' speculation

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/six-r ... peculation

In the FOX news...

Makes sense, Bigfoot could be a natural predator to foxes.

[riskllama]

for all you bible thumpers out there, there is a "theory" that sasquatch/yeti/etc. are "nephilim". I don't really believe that, but it would certainly explain their ability to remain so elusive...I dunno, just a theory I've seen here & there...*shrugs*

[ConfederateSS]

In the news…

Six reported Bigfoot sightings in northeast Ohio within four days spark cryptid 'flap' speculation

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/six-r ... peculation

-------------I know.....But I was looking in the U. P.(Michigan) , maybe next time... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[ConfederateSS]

for all you bible thumpers out there, there is a "theory" that sasquatch/yeti/etc. are "nephilim". I don't really believe that, but it would certainly explain their ability to remain so elusive...I dunno, just a theory I've seen here & there...*shrugs*

---------------THANK YOU KINDLY FOR MY SET UP.....LAMA...
-------------------------AS I HAVE THIS SET FOR TODAY MARCH 14th....3.14....PIE(PI) DAY... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[ConfederateSS]

-----------------PAGE 4......
--------------------If you lived in The BLACK FOREST,in The 1400s A.D...The WODEWOSE,was the thing, that watched you from The Forest...
--------------------We have BIGFOOTS,in paintings, books...
--------------------We also have them on maps...MAPPING THE MONSTERS...
--------------------It is 500 B.C.,Along The West coast of AFRICA...
--------------------HANNO THE NAVIGATOR...He was a famous NAVAL Explorer from Ancient Carthage...He has a massive fleet, to establish colonies for Ancient Rome...
He wrote a book...THE PERIPLUS of HANNO.....
--------------------They traveled from modern day....TUNIS to GABON ...At the coast of GABON...
--------------------At the Coast of Gabon...,they discovered an island...It was described as being inhabited by BIGFOOTS(WILDMAN)....HANNO and his men
tried to Capture Male BIGFOOTS,but they were to fast...Climbed up cliffs...threw Huge Rocks down at HANNO and the Sailors...The crew
---------------------The crew did manage to capture 3 WOMEN(BIGFOOTS) WILDMEN ...They bit and scratched the sailors...So the sailors killed them...Skinned them...Took the hides back to Carthage...Plinio The Elder...,reported ,these skins ,hung in The Temple of JUNO---Until The ROMANS destroyed Carthage...350 years later...In 146 B.C....... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

--------------This isn't a conspiracy theory...HANNO seen them.....As other travelers that told their stories over time....They didn't call them BIGFOOTS....As did people who moved to America in The 20th Century , from that part of Europe...They (BIGFOOTS), have been seen around the world...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... ....
--------------------On to something that ties all creatures together for a moment......

[ConfederateSS]

---------------THIS IS A FEW PAGES...I'll just write it as one... ...
-----------------------------LAMA brought it up, as did some of THE TRAVELERS ....THE BIBLE/CATHOLIC CHURCH/POPE/ROME,Etc.....
-----------------------EVIL, this might take some time...As I pop in and out.....I should/hope to be done by 10am/1pm EST/CC time ......i have started typing... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[Apatheist]

As we've seen on Lionz's thread, pre-science depiction and interpretation of animals and phenomena is questionable.
One thing you've overlooked...in order to maintain a genetically diverse population, it needs to be of a certain size. One bigfoot couple having one child is simply not enough. It varies by species, but the chances are you'll need hundreds in any one location for them to survive (see the 50/500 rule). People would have seen more than the odd one or two, if they really existed.

[HitRed]

There are too many hunters in Texas for Bigfoot to exist here.

[ConfederateSS]

There are too many hunters in Texas for Bigfoot to exist here.

----------He hides behind a WALL or something.....IT IS TEXAS' VERSION OF THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA ......
-------------10:00am....1:00pm...1's and 0's... ...
----------------I am watching...Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler...Mutual of Omaha's WILD KINGDOM.......They are in THE AMAZON ....The packages they're holding BITE... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[ConfederateSS]

-----------------THE 7 EARLY CREATURES of THE BIBLE........
------------------1) LEVIATHAN---THE SEA---GOD created 2---Male and Female...Than killed the female...so no more would come/be born....
------------------2) BEHEMOTH---THE LAND---1st thing GOD made...
------------------3) TANNIN/THE GREAT TANNINIM---(more SEA CREATURES)---LEVIATHAN their KING...
------------------4) ZIZ---THE SKY---THE ZIZ is the 3rd of The Sacred Triad...It's feet in the bottom of the ocean,it's head touched the sky, it's wings blocked out The SUN...
---------------------Every Realm of Creation,SEA,LAND and SKY...
------------------5) This Creature Existed before Earth itself, GOD had to Destroy it...Before HE created Man...It's not The Woman in the book of Joshua, RAHAB....
------------------But a different RAHAB...The Prime CHAOS MONSTER...GOD MADE THE SEA,CUT RAHAB TO PIECES,to kill it...
-------------------6) THE KING JAMES BIBLE MENTIONS UNICORNS...9 times...IN NUMBERS....Modern Translations replace UNICORN with WILD OX...
------------------The original HEBREW word is "REEM", what it Actually was, remain a great mystery of Biblical Zoology...For Centuries , people genuinely believed THE BIBLE
------------------ Was talking about real UNICORNS...The Debate Today...No one has been able to Identify what The "REAM" are...What ever The "Ream" was,The Bible makes
------------------ 7 things clear... It was Incredibly Powerful , compared to the Strength of GOD himself...It was untamable by Humans...It had Horns that were used as
------------------ A SYMBOL of DIVINE POWER... ...

[Apatheist]

We know there were large creatures in the past that are no longer around - the moa and roc for example, which became extinct for various reasons. Doubtless the biblical writers had seen fossil skeletons and interpreted them in their own way, perhaps to fit their own agenda.
The translation of the re'em (Hebrew: רְאֵם) is closer to aurochs, believed to be the ancestor of modern cattle.
Perhaps you (and others) should try this thing called Google before asserting that "no-one" has been able to identify what ancient things are. It took me one search.